● In light of infidelity claims, Fergie says in this month’s Cosmo that husband Josh Duhamel loved the extra weight she put on for her role in Nine. [Us] ● Levi Johnston is steaming mad at Conan O’Brien -- or at least his manager is -- over the William Shatner sketch mocking Johnston and his supposed Twitter account, claiming they will sue if the show doesn’t retract the sketch. [TMZ] ● Busy Phillips called out Chad Michael Murray as a “douche" at the Paley Center event for Dawson's Creek, adding that “she’s not worried about burning bridges with CMM." [zap2it]

Hello there, fair reader. Are you well-versed in One Tree Hill lore? No, no, no. One Tree Hill is not the address of some backwoods acting workshop located in the nethers of Westchester, where everyone ever turned away from a role on Gossip Girl fine-tunes their craft by rehearsing scenes from Suddenly Susan. Nor is it where dreams go to die. Well, not exclusively, anyway. It's a television show! In fact, it's a television show that's been on for seven years, attracting fives of tens of viewers who have been too lazy the change the channel following whatever soap came on before it. But today, joy and/or despair abound. It seems that the soap's stars are getting in their cool grown-up people cars and driving off into the sunset.