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Well, Happy 9/11, everyone. Chris Brown is still kind of a dick. And no, I'm not talking about his poor choice of hair dye.

Another week, another Chris-Brown-what-are-you-doing? moment. Last night Brown and Game released a new track I Don't Like all about the recent bottle-throwing fight between their entourages at a New York City night club. Digs in the diss track abound, not the least of which is calling Drake a "pu**y ni**a."

The saga continues: after a massive catfight at W.i.P, a bloody shower on Brown’s Transformer car and two injured third parties, a formerly tight-lipped Drake dished about the whole nightclub scuffle at his recent Club Paradise concert in none other than syringe-riddled Jones Beach this Saturday.

Yesterday the Egyptian Military Council abruptly dissolved the democratically elected Parliament. But who cares? Did you know Chris Brown and Drake got into a brawl? They did. And just now pictures are emerging of the other casualties. They include Chris Brown's bodyguard, Big Pat, who, as reported in Prefix Mag, who is laid up with a pretty gnarly head wound. [See the picture above.] 

DJ Khaled has the most stacked Rolodex this side of Lorne Michaels, which has allowed him to organize a steady string of All-Star collaborations between today's hottest artists while hanging out in the background, calmly sipping a Four Loko. On his new song, "Take It to the Head," he collects Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown and Lil Wayne to rap what most rappers rap about on his tracks: how incredibly awesome they all, all of the time. But what else is there to talk about after working all winter, as Khaled says in the beginning? Listen to it after the click, via Spin.

● As Jennifer Lawrence sees it, Kim Kardashian's very public divorce is basically The Hunger Games already upon us. "That's a tragedy for anyone, but they're using it for entertainment, and we're watching it," she explained to Parade. "The books hold up a terrible kind of mirror: This is what our society could be like if we became desensitized to trauma and to each other's pain." May the odds be ever in your favor, BlackBook readers... [Page Six]

● One healthy, African-American baby boy from the United States named Jackson has got a brand new adoptive mom: Charlize Theron. How lucky! [Us]

Quoth Chris Brown on his new song "How I Feel," regarding how he sees the media response to his career since beating up his girlfriend: "All you wanna do is twist my words up / And all I wanna do is flip my birds up." Well then! Of course a song called "How I Feel" would address his life since attacking Rihanna before the 2009 Grammys, but it was probably a bit much to expect complete penitence. "Nineteen, a n---- went through a tragedy / Three years, a n---- found a better me," he sings. Really reflective, this guy. You can listen to it after the click.

● Rumor has it that American Idol producers are angling to host the now inevitable Chris Brown/Rihanna reunion on their show this season. Do they too want to become "victims" of this mess? [E!]

● Chris Brown has been accused of angrily grabbing a girl's iPhone after she took a photo of him and Tyga leaving a Miami night club. He yelled, "Bitch, you ain't going to put that on no website," and drove away, iPhone still in hand. According to MediaTakeOut, Brown could face up to five years for "Robbery by Sudden Snatching” if he is found guilty. [TMZ]