Legendary singer Etta James was laid to rest yesterday with a service in Gardena, California that was attended by hundreds. Rev. Al Sharpton gave the eulogy, opening his remarks with a statement from President Obama that said, "Etta will be remembered for her legendary voice and her contributions to our nation's musical heritage.” Stevie Wonder performed three songs and Christina Aguilera did her rendition of "At Last," wearing what could be deemed an inappropriate cleavage-baring top. Click through to watch.

Kelly Osbourne, famous for being an Osbourne amongst a variety of other things that didn't really pan out with the same success, can't stop talking smack on Christina Aguilera. A host for E!'s Fashion Police, she ripped into pictures of the singer from last weekend's Michael Jackson Tribute Concert looking a bit like Axl Rose. "She called me fat for years," Osbourne said. "I was never that fat." Harsh.

Christina Aguilera has had a pretty rough year, beginning with her divorce from husband Jordan Bratman and ending with her failed album Bionic album, the flopped Burlesque movie, a botched Super Bowl performance, a public intoxication mishap, and even a well-publicized stumble on stage at the Grammy’s. For a minute there, it looked like X-Tina (now a judge on The Voice) was heading down a troubled path, but in this month’s issue of W Magazine, she seems confident that it was just a series of bad luck.

It might still be too early to say, since every celebrity gets nabbed for drunk driving once in a while—but is there a chance that Christina Aguilera might replace the hole the Charlie Sheen will inevitably leave in our hearts? The singer was arrested in West Hollywood this morning for public intoxication and being “unable to take care of herself.” Christina and her 25-year-old boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, were pulled over around 2:45am. Her bail was set at $250 for public intoxication, while Rutler’s bail was set at $30,000 for driving under the influence. A little DUI is nothing to really gossip about these days, but is this only the beginning for Aguilera? Let's take a look at her recent past to assess.

● Princess-to-be Kate Middleton has bid adieu to the working life forever, stepping down from her position at her parent's mail order business in order to prepare for her upcoming royal wedding. [DailyMail] ● Sexy advice columnist Dan Savage is working on an show for MTV where he'll tour college campuses and talk about sex. With Skins and Teen Mom, why miss out on the college demographic? [EW] ● Bristol Palin confirmed on an Alaskan radio program that she's dating again, and that Tripp loves the guy. The girl's definitely got her mother's taste for attention. [HuffPost]

● Lindsay Lohan is in talks to compete on the next season of Dancing With the Stars in order to transition back into being a famous person who is not in jail or rehab. [Radar] ● Britney Spears photographed doing her Christmas shopping at Wal-Mart with an obese person in a motorized wheelchair in the background is almost too loaded with symbolism when it comes to our great nation. [TMZ] ● Drea De Matteo is pregnant and probably still not over the way they did Adriana. [HuffPo]

● In response to tabloid reports that her boyfriend beats her, Britney Spears tweeted: "PS - Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!" She also announced she will release a new album. [HuffPo, Twitter] ● Ryan Gosling admits that drinking melted Haagen-Dazs ice cream got him fired from The Lovely Bones. We thought weight gain meant an Oscar. [Vulture] ● Should children be allowed to watch Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson kiss on set? What if she's not wearing pants? [Celebuzz]

● Katy Perry and Russel Brand were married on Saturday in India in front of two elephants, a drum troupe, and hopefully a divorce attorney taking notes, just in case. [People] ● Seventeen-year-old Taylor Momsen flashed the crowd while performing with her band The Pretty Reckless, surprising exactly one person, probably named Dad. [Hollywood Life] ● Leaked gossip about Mick Jagger, from Keith Richards' upcoming autobiography, includes news of his diva tendencies, confusion about Johnny Depp, and his "tiny todger." [Daily Mail]

● The song "Dear John," from Taylor Swift's upcoming album, seems to quite obviously be about her tryst with the notoriously sleazy John Mayer, including lyrics like, "Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?" [PopEater] ● The cast of Glee, most notably Lea Michele, went nearly naked and highly sexual for a Terry Richardson photo shoot. "I don't know how they got me to do half the stuff I did," said Michele. Never put down your drink, honey. [GQ] ● Tom Bosley, best known as the father Howard Cunningham on Happy Days, is dead at 83, after suffering heart failure. [HuffPo]

● David Arquette apologized for telling the whole world, via Howard Stern's radio show, that he slept with a waitress during his separation from Courteney Cox. To voice his regrets about oversharing, he turned to Twitter. [TMZ] ● Gwen Stefani's husband Gavin Rossdale has admitted he was in a gay relationship in the '80s, a claim first made public by Boy George. But back then weren't we all? [Details] ● Mario Lopez is showing the world his baby, who looks none too pleased. [Celebuzz]