One man tries to smell like Usher so you don't have to

Has anyone seen Ewan McGregor lately? No? Exactly. He's been riding motorcycles around the world and occasionally adopting a baby along the way. He's also making movies again and has nine flicks in the can for next year. But there's always time to shill for scents, right? Flip through any September glossy and you'll see the Scot -- scarfed, unshaven, gazed and hairy -- pitching his new fragrance for men by Davidoff called Adventure (available at Dillards!).

Ever want to smell like Paulie Walnuts? Yeah, me neither. But at least you can, if you want to. Tony Sirico, the white wing-haired actor from the The Sopranos, is getting ready to launch his very own cologne named "Whacked." Kidding, it's called Paulo per Umo and sports a Walnutsian tagline: Make it known you mean business. "This is the real Tony," he tells New York mag. "I'm well groomed. I smell well. And that's who I am. I'm a ladies' man. And the ladies love the smell."