Courtney Love was never going to win the Mother of the Year Award, but a restraining order filed by her daughter Francis Bean in 2009  and unearthed by The Fix claims that she was responsible for the death of family pets. The cat was killed under the crush of hoarded ‘Etsy fabrics, boxes of paperwork, trash and other possessions,” while the dog met his end by slurping up some errant pills.  The illustrators at NMA TV have taken it upon themselves to animate this sad and twisted story, adding in their own bizarre elements like a Hannibal Lector mask and some complex math equations.

● She may have papered over the hand-painted walls and set the curtains on fire, but a judge has determined that Courtney Love is up on her rent and not to be evicted. [Page Six]

For Stylelist's latest "Behind the Closet" series, they followed One Management founder and E! Network's Scouted star, Scott Lipps, as he toured his good friend Courtney Love's closet. The video is equal parts hilarious and enlightening, as Love balances her signature revealing rants with impressive fashion commentary, and Lipps maintains a straight face. Read on for a few standout quotes from the walkthrough.

● New couple alert? Kanye West couldn't keep his eyes (or hands) off Kim Kardashian at his Watch the Throne after-party in Los Angeles. According to one spy, “Kanye was eating Kim up like she was a piece of cake,” a delicacy Kim has been known to appreciate. [NYDN]

● Kanye West and Jay-Z have begun the slow roll out of their behind the Throne series, and are streaming the first episode for free. "I am on a pursuit of awesomeness," says Kanye of his method. "Excellence is the bare minimum." [NahRight]

● Ashton Kutcher was "swarmed by girls" when he went out in Iowa City while home for Thanksgiving. Just like you were, when you went out to the local bar the night before Thanksgiving, right? [Us]

● Harvey Weinstein says that, assuming My Week With Marilyn does well in theaters, he would like to adapt the movie to Broadway where he thinks Katy Perry would just kill it as the screen icon. For some reason. [E!]

● Kim Kardashian must have figured she would be married at least until the new year when she ordered her holiday cards, all of which feature her and Kris Humphries' wedding portrait. [NYDN]

If 'crazy' could be bottled up and sold Ms. Courtney Love would be the Evian source, spouting seemingly endless amounts of pure, undiluted insanity every hour of every day. When she's not Tweeting sociopathic (yet utterly hilarious) rants at ex-lover Billy Corgan or soon-to-be-hugely-famous ex-daughter Frances Bean, Courtney can be found yelling at the very crowds that pay her bills. This time, she focused her vitriol at a young Brazilian fan who waved a Kurt Cobain poster at her gig, refusing to play and then storming off the stage. Because that's what a sane person would do. 

● The Dark Knight Rises team have decided against using Occupy Wall Streeters and their currently embattled Zuccoti Park for filming. "To co-opt what's happening there and around the country ... we didn't want to trivialize it," reports actor Matthew Modine. "It was more important to respect what they're doing than to do anything that could potentially trivialize the political situation downtown." [IndieWire]