● Lindsay Lohan is reportedly failing her court-mandated alcohol education; the course alerted the court she's violating the terms of class. Maybe they saw those photos of her drinking in Paris? [TMZ] ● Paris Hilton’s line of sparkling wine, served in a classy tin can, has bombed, not winning favor with foodies or, really, anyone. [TheSun] ● Blake Lively has revealed she was banned from Disneyland when she was six after trying to con her way into the magical kingdom. [Showbizspy]

Get well soon, Dave. Depeche Mode fans take note: This week, the band is still on hiatus from their global tour due to Dave Gahan’s extreme case of gastroenteritis (complicated by the removal of a tumor). Poor guy. Woe to the legions of fans who anticipated Depeche Mode’s stadium-sized European shows. Dates were cancelled the last few weeks in May when Gahan's illness manifested; however the new cancellations hit this first week in June due to his longer-than-expected recovery. Per a statement from the band, “The Leipzig show on June 8th will be the first concert following Dave's recovery.”

Glam revivalist and post-punk legend meet at last