● Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly were caught out and about and looking pretty couple-y in Paris over the holidays. Are they back on in 2012? [Huff Post]

● Lindsay Lohan missed her flight and, subsequently, her big Playboy reveal taping with Ellen DeGeneres. [E!]

● Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have split up, marking what's more or less the first newsworthy moment in their nearly three-year relationship. [NYDN] ● The battle between Chris Brown and his neighbors has escalated - now they're trying to get Brown in trouble with his probation officer for "incessantly" parking in handicapped spaces. The judge, unfortunately for the neighbors, doesn't seem to care. [TMZ] ● Kim and Kris's post-wedding trip to the Amalfi Coast -- a trip they seem to be enjoying -- is only a little honeymoon. "We want to take our big honeymoon later," says Kardashian, who has dreams of palm trees and tequila sunrises. [People]

● David and Victoria Beckham had their fourth child and first daughter, Harper Seven. Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy also welcomed another this weekend, a "healthy baby boy." [People/People] ● Betty Ford, former FLOTUS and co-founder of the eponymous celeb-favored recovery center, passed away on Friday at the age of 93. [NYT] ● Derek Jeter made his 3000th hit over the weekend and a really excited Jay-Z was there with his camera-phone to catch it on tape. Speaking of phones we wouldn't mind hacking... [HipHopUpdate]

● Kiefer Sutherland is officially returning to TV with the Fox pilot Touch. It's about a man whose son can see into the future, and to honor the occasion, here's Sutherland diving into a Christmas tree, because it never gets old. [Deadline] ● Rolling Stone has a written preview of six tracks off the new Lady Gaga album, because this is the biggest deal since the invention of water. [Rolling Stone] ● Yikes. Melissa Leo is backtracking on those horrendous ads that might have cost her an Oscar. We haven't seen a fiasco this ridiculous since the invention of water. [Daily Beast]

● The New York Daily News gossip page doesn't need jokes, because this is a real headline: "Stripper cheating allegations behind them, Fergie and Josh Duhamel renew wedding vows." [Daily News] ● Comedian Aziz Ansari sent a Facebook message to a girl who called him a "giant douchebag" in a Twitter update. "Are you basing this on characters I play on TV?" he asked. "That is pretend." [ONTD] ● Yankees star Derek Jeter will marry actress Minka Kelly on November 5th. A New York Post "reporter" scored the scoop by sneaking into the "reception palace" pretending to be a bride-to-be. Is that journalism or Drew Barrymore movie? [NY Post]