● Everything is different now that Miley Cryus is having on-screen sex scenes. The days of sheet-wrapped, Annie Leibovitz scandal seem so long ago... [Fox]

● JC Chasez saved a baby girl from certain doom on New Year's when he plucked an airborn beach umbrella out of the air just before it would have hit the little girl. "Shirel is safe because of him," says the baby's mother. "I want to tell him thank you from the bottom of my heart." [People]

Flipping through May's newest glossies, I had a thought: Is red hair the new bang? I had just noticed Kate Moss in Vogue Paris looking punky in (temporary) red locks, and was flipping through Lara Stone's editorial "Wild!!!!" in Vogue China, where the gap-toothed one is also sporting a new red 'do. Days later, Blake Lively washed away her Cali blond in favor of rouge. Then the redhead floodgates really opened up. Have a look:

● Kiefer Sutherland is officially returning to TV with the Fox pilot Touch. It's about a man whose son can see into the future, and to honor the occasion, here's Sutherland diving into a Christmas tree, because it never gets old. [Deadline] ● Rolling Stone has a written preview of six tracks off the new Lady Gaga album, because this is the biggest deal since the invention of water. [Rolling Stone] ● Yikes. Melissa Leo is backtracking on those horrendous ads that might have cost her an Oscar. We haven't seen a fiasco this ridiculous since the invention of water. [Daily Beast]

● It's not that Drew Barrymore is ashamed of her past -- she's more than willing to talk about it -- but know when to stop: "God, I wanted to punch her, she would just not drop the youth thing...man, I wanted to rip this woman's face off." [HuffPo] ● All-star producer Timbaland was so devastated by the theft of his $2 million watch that his family put him on suicide watch. He claims that he was just driving around aimlessly, probably looking for that $2 million watch store. [TMZ] ● Party Down's creators are working on a new show, called Temps, that's almost indistinguishable from Party Down, with a new work locale in every episode. [Vulture]

The on-again, off-again couple reconnects online

● Former New York City mayor and all-around asshole Rudy Giuliani was probably none too pleased yesterday when his daughter, a 20-year-old Harvard student, was caught shoplifting cosmetics from Sephora in New York. She warned you that her allowance was too low, Daddy. [NYP] ● Drew Barrymore says that phone sex is like "wearing orange" -- it "can work" but it's "totally fucking weird." She must be talking about Tom Green. [HuffPo] ● New ads for the important upcoming Joaquin Phoenix "documentary" were done by Shephard Fairey, an artist best remembered for depicting the president. [Vulture]

Maybe the most accurate physical manifestation of late-1990s to early-2000s MTV, Tom Green was like the Limp Bizkit of comedy -- he was immature, abrasive and teenage dudes loved him; girls tended to not be as into it. (He did it all for the nookie, even marrying Drew Barrymore for a few months.) He starred in movies that were horrible but hilarious (to teenagers) and often just horrible, he put his butt on things, stopped his MTV program while treating his testicular cancer, went to Japan and eventually started a web-only talk show, which is to say, he disappeared. It wasn't very noteworthy and he doesn't come up a lot these days. Except when Vanity Fair gives him a long Q&A feature, including an iPod top five, as if this were 1999.

● For 19 years, an Austrian billionaire has been paying celebrity women $150,000 to accompany him to the Vienna Opera Ball. This year it was Lindsay Lohan, but with the free Mischa Barton rebate. [Page Six] ● It's that time of the week again: an article about how texting, Facebook and Twitter are OMG RUININ INGLISH. [CTV] ● Tila Tequila took to Twitter to claim that rapper The Game was the father of her baby. He countered: "I wouldn't use 50's stick," meaning 50 Cent and penis. [Hip Hop Wired]

The Screen Actors Guild awards were on last night. Did you watch? Did you burst out into unbridled fits of laughter whenever anyone referred to it as "the SAG awards"? Well that's probably because unlike the panel that short-listed Patricia Arquette for Medium or Charlie Sheen for Two and a Half Men, you aren't very cultured. Still, despite an abundance of tasteful victors, like Christoph Waltz, Mo'Nique, and Michael C. Hall, there were still a few wins that elicited facepalms and eyerolls. A round-up of the 2010 SAG awards' worst Bests, after the break.