Diamond Ogilvy, an ad agency in Seoul, South Korea, has created a diaper spot that sends up David Beckham's Giorgio Armani print campaign. Says an Ogilvy rep, “Children who are no longer using diapers can wear Good-Nites to prevent bed wetting. We show Good-Nites being worn as fashionable underwear to show children that Good-Nites aren’t diapers.” In order to get past the inherent creep-factor inherent in oiling up a baby and asking him to pose with a bondage-suggestive rope, we tried to track down other Beckham spoofs. Turns out, Ogilvy isn't the only one to profit from Beck's junk.

Fiestas and fêtes around the city are back in full force this time of year, which means your makeup has to fit in your mini clutch, transition from day to night with ease, be slick enough to use in a stitch, and look nice when you whip it out to reapply while in a cab on the way to your next engagement. Giorgio Armani and Shu Uemura are two of my favorites, debuting lines in the coming seasons that not only have all of these party requirements covered -- they're also functioning conversation pieces. The packaging detail on the Giorgio Armani Crystal Collection is so intricate it may as well take the place of a bedazzled party bag. Even better: their Rouge d'Armani lipstick tubes are sleek and magnetized, which means you'll no longer find a mess in your bag after you carelessly slip in an open tube after you reapply. The Shu Uemura line designed by Tsumori Chisato is incredibly cute and makes a great gift. Luckily, these collectibles are more than just a pretty face, as the products formulas are smart too.

If you're combing the back alleys of Twitter for sentience, you may notice two things. First, you're looking in the wrong place; and second, #MFW is now trending. And with the trending of #MFW, we can put the kibosh on London Fashion Week and vault ourselves head first into the wild, fiery throes of Milan Fashion Week. How is Milan Fashion Week different than LFW and NFW? Well, apart from being a wholly different acronym, in Milan, risotto falls from the sky like rain. In Milan, fat little children do butterfly strokes in ponds of pasta sauce. In Milan, romance sparks and dreams do come true. But more important than your dreams is Anna Wintour. She's already started making the rounds, thereby rendering those other two metropoli -- so splattered with pigeon shit, they are! -- passé. And as far as designers go, some of the top contenders have already sent their latest designs down the runway. And the dapper rabble, they're pleased.

Manhattan's hottest club and the minds behind it.

Rob McKinley -- part of the team responsible for hotspots GoldBar, Cain Luxe, and Surf Lodge -- began his design-oriented career behind the scenes at fashion house heavy-hitters Tommy Hilfiger, Donna Karan, and Giorgio Armani. After a shift into nightlife, the GoldBar concept stemmed from McKinley's fictional idea of a European count obsessed with anything and everything gold. The golden boy met with us to discuss keeping his bar alive, the fall of the Meatpacking District, and those guys across the street at Southside.

The accessories industry has been a buzz about Italian designer Leonello Borghi for years now, and it’s about time for the common folk to catch up. In addition to being honored with the Rising Star Award for Accessory Design in 2004 by the Fashion Group International after launching one of the most successful accessory lines around, Borghi has also designed for Ralph Lauren and collaborated with Armani to help him launch his first accessories line. His bold experimentation with exotic materials and unorthodox design techniques puts him in a league of his own. We had a chance to speak to the designer about his collaborations (and clashes) with Giorgio Armani, secret codes, and New York as inspiration.

● Britney Spears' New Year's resolutions: Stop biting nails, don’t worry so much, oh and entertain the troops. [ShowbizSpy] ● NexCen has sold Bill Blass for $10 million. It’s a recession steal! [WWD] ● Kate Moss has angered Kills boyfriend Jamie Hince by losing the ring he had made for her. [DailyMirror]

Great timing! Who needs spooky skeletons or wide-eyed aliens when we have Victoria Beckham? The bony Spice Girl is the latest face (and body) for Armani's new lingerie line. Makes sense, since soccer hub David filled briefs for the house. Armani will debut the Beckham campaign and its line this spring. "Who better than Victoria Beckham to launch our new global Emporio Armani underwear campaign?" said Giorgio Armani. "Victoria is a style icon, a dynamic lady whose influence and recognition will add great excitement to the continued international growth of our Emporio Armani women's underwear business." Meanwhile, rumors continue to fly about Beckham joining other celebs in running in this weekend's New York City Marathon. And if those four miles a day are an indication, it should be a breeze.

Lagerfeld in Phat Pharm? Cavalli dressing like Rhett Butler? That's the September issue of Harper's Bazaar. The mag wrangled together top designers to dress them up in fantasy outfits. "Michael Kors, Karl Lagerfeld, Donna Karan, Donatella Versace, Alessandra Facchinetti, Giorgio Armani, Alber Elbaz, Rodarte's Laura and Kate Mulleavy and Roberto Cavalli were all asked to get into character as something other than a designer. Armani played the role of Fred Astaire, Kors took on James Stewart's L.B. Jeffries character from Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window, Elbaz reinvented himself as a Hollywood producer with James Bond flair and Cavalli went Gone with the Wind as Rhett Butler; he was shot embracing Coca Rocha as Scarlett O'Hara." Lagerfeld dressed up as a rapper, striking a pose with Phat Farm jeans and untied shoelaces. "Believe it or not, I love rap," he told Bazaar. If only he'd consented to wear his tribute T-shirt.

So yes, The Dark Knight premiered last night in New York, with the appropriate level of somberly dressed stardom in attendance. Giorgio Armani may be dressing Bruce Wayne, but starlets Blake Lively, Lauren Conrad, and Maggie Gyllenhaal chose to walk the black carpet in ... well, lots of black. But it's fun black! Not like scary black, or depressing black. But still totally, you know, respectful of Heath Ledger's genius and stuff.