● Barack Obama's most charming Al Green tribute is now available as a ringtone on his official site. Come November, it will be much more instyle than the "Born To Die" ringtone you've got now. [RS]

Horrors! The A-list watching world has been rocked. Heidi Klum and Seal are dunzo. They were married six whole years, which in the Kardashian-esque time warp that celebrity marriage vows are measured in is equivalent to a millennium.  You can almost hear the echoes of ‘How could this be?’ ring out from tabloid offices and supermarket aisles into the empty, hollow, loveless air.

There's a long, hallowed, and profitable tradition of American celebrities endorsing commercial products -- especially if they can snag a check overseas for endorsing crackers or soda or udon noodles without freaking out their American fans. Somewhat rarer are celebs turning their personal brand into a product brand, with the notable exception of fragrances (even Justin Bieber couldn't stay away from that honey pot).Even rarer still are celebs willing to lend their name to food products, since there's just something about eating food named after a person that makes it hard to take person seriously. Or any more seriously than before.

Heidi Klum never disappoints when it comes to Halloween costumes. She's ridden into her party on a horse as Lady Godiva, sported gold teeth as a sexy space alien, had six extra hands affixed to her as a Hindu goddess, and donned all sorts of other elborate costumes that a normal person would find uncomfortable and annoying to wear. She lived up to her reputation as the only person who can briefly overshadow Lady Gaga last night at Tao at The Venetian in Las Vegas with a new creation.

● Our favorite social shopping app, Pose, now lets you showcase your style finds within your own custom profile page. Version 2.0 also lets you discover the finds of brands like Levi's and those of your friends. [Mashable] ● What doesn't Heidi Klum do? The supermodel-turned-host is now a footwear designer, launching not one, but two shoe lines: A seven-style collection called HK by Heidi Klum (sold exclusively on Amazon) and a six-style sneaker collection for New Balance (available on the brand's website). [WWD] ● Another day, another reason to shop Alex Wang. Take 40% off the designer's spring 2011 apparel, footwear, and accessories while shopping the pre-fall 11 RTW collection. [Wang]

● Like a normal teenage boy, when Justin Bieber's on tour he demands Swedish fish, bread and honey, and Vitamin Water. Oh, and white t-shirts, both extra small and large. [Smoking Gun] ● Lindsay Lohan's rehab spot is called the Betty Ford Center, after the First Lady with alcohol and opiate addictions. So at least she's in good company. [TMZ] ● Some days you're Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits, running over the paparazzi, and some days you're the paparazzi. Or something! [HuffPo]

If there are two things Heidi Klum knows a lot about, they're fashion and pregnancy. (You thought we were going to say boobs, right? She knows a lot about those too.) The supermodel has starred in countless fashion campaigns and runway shows, hosts the long running Project Runway (which starts up again next week, if anyone still cares) and has popped out four adorable children. With her latest project she's giving one of the show's former winners a run for his money. Like reality star-turned-bona fide designer Christian Siriano, Klum is launching a maternity line.

• To kick start your God-hearting Sunday round-up: No one can confirm whether Taylor Lautner enjoys intimate male companionship, but it won't stop everyone else from speculating. Because Lautner in this age of celebrity obsession is comparable to flecks of gold in 1849. [Queerty] • Have a look-see at Heidi Klum Samuel's new baby pictures. [Us] • Newest date on Chris Brown's Press Tour of Half-Assed Apologies: A stint on 20/20! [EW.com]

• Hello World! Meet Heidi Samuel. She's just like Heidi Klum, but upgraded: She's fierce! She's real! Sometimes, she even has a fugly misstep. But dammit, she sure loves that guy who was Frenched by a flower. [DigitalSpy] • I don't know who Justin Bieber is either! Is he that Balloon Boy some people were bantering about weeks ago? Whoever he is, his fans are more unhinged than New Moon hordes, apparently. [ABC News] • Sigh, I don't know why either as this is the perfect time for her to star in any Age of Innocence remake. (RE: Megan Fox won't be killed off in Transformers 3.) [DigitalSpy]

● Courtney Love talks about the time Sharon Stone screamed at her in front of Anna Wintour. Oh, memories. [NYMag] ● Miley Cyrus hasn’t seen Twilight -- and doesn’t plan to. “I don’t believe in it. I don’t like vampires ... I don’t want anything to do with it.”[EW] ● Twihards, brace yourselves: Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart will lock lips in their next film, The Runaways; according to Fanning, it’s a very passionate kiss. [AccessHollywood]