Last night in Toronto, crowds poured in the city's heart and let out a collective "fuck yeah!" of relief. It's been a while since Canadians had a national, unifying reason to go apeshit (Obama was nice, but it doesn't really concern them), so when Sidney Crosby scored in overtime to clinch the gold medal in men's hockey last night, he awakened a beast. I can't think of a single sporting event that would ignite American pride the same way. If one of New York's baseball teams won a championship, half the city would actually be pissed off over it. Last night in Toronto, people hung from street lights like drunken monkeys. They raised their flags and screamed endlessly into the night sky. They stripped to their underwear and danced deliriously to an orchestra of horns. After the jump, a chicken and a pig guide you through the chaos.
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