● Al Gore was the focus of a sexual abuse investigation stemming from a "three-hour, $540 massage session" in Oregon. You can't make this stuff up. [Page Six] ● Jerry Seinfeld continues to run his mouth about Lady Gaga: "You take one ‘A’ off of that and you’ve got ‘gag.’" Gross like a father poking fun at his daughter's friends. [TIME] ● Everyone knows the internet is for toplessness, so sit back and enjoy the top 25 photos of Jack Nicholson without a shirt on -- eating not recommended. [BuzzFeed]
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My momma always told me I should put on a suit and tie, get a job, and stop taking bong hits with my Cheerios in the morning. I never listened -- and now look at me (I haphazardly type this, shoeless and penniless, from a dingy cybercafe in Ciudad del Este, Paraguay, and my prospects don't seem to be brightening, but I digress). At 32 years of age, it is far too late for me and my tie-less ways. Wall Street, Main Street, and several other prominent paved streets sadly passed me by without my learning how to tie a cravat. On the flipside, there are plenty of highly motivated people with stories of great tie-related success. And luckily for tie-strapped folks such as myself, they would like to bestow their suit-and tie-related winning ways on those less fortunate. That's precisely where nonprofit org Career Gear comes in.
● Want to live like Jack Nicholson? Well, for the summer, you can rent his summer place in the Hamptons for a mere $400,000. [Newsday] ● The Kills singer Alison Mosshart would like everyone to know she didn’t get into a bar brawl with new Dead Weather bandmate Jack White. [NME] ● Morgan Freeman proves he’s a badass in the latest Vogue by doing an editorial with "it" model Lara Stone down in the Big Easy, shot by the great Bruce Weber. [Models]
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There is a feral glint in the gaze of Emile Hirsch that conjures up the same spark of the scalawag in Jack Nicholson. Stylistically, the Hirsch that took on Into the Wild is the younger brother of back roads Jack in 1969’s Easy Rider. Both actors seem to belong to a physical and artistic open range. Sure, they will show up for premieres buffed and polished, but those airings are perfumed with an attitude that says flirtatiously, “What do you dare me to do?” Their natural habitat is more blue horizons than red carpet -- more open bathrobe and overgrown hair, less creased pants and being on time for brunch.
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