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Here is a fact that will make you feel old, probably: "Crazy in Love," Beyoncé's hit 2003 single that served as something of a coronation anthem of America's royal family, turned 10 years old over the weekend. It's still a burst of sunshine and a party jam that will get any kind of crowd moving, but it also reminds you that you graduated a very long time ago. 

The Great Gatsby as told by Baz Luhrmann is a mixed bag, with 3D effects and overblown sets and probably acting adding who knows what to an already excellent story. Can you tell I'm not sold on this yet? Well, as we gleefully look forward to what will certainly be the movie event of the spring, let's take a break from all of the trailers and posters and listen to snippets from the soundtrack. With musical direction from Jay-Z, the album is all over the place. First of all, there's the anticipated cover of "Back to Black" performed by Beyoncé and André 3000. And there's also a new songs from Lana Del Rey, Sia, The xx, and Jack White. Plus a '20s-inspired cover of Beyoncé's "Crazy in Love." (Alright, I'm officially eye-rolling over this Pastiche for Dummies collection.) But at the very end of the day, I know I'm pumped that Fergie and GoonRock finally got it together.

Brooklyn's Barclays Center is THE place to see a concert these days, even though I haven't managed to get tickets to anything despite being a ten minute block away. I know lots of people who complained about the bohemoth arena ruining the neighborhood, although I've managed to shrug off all of those complaints because it really hasn't affected my life very much. (Well, there was once some white party, I think, because one night I saw hundreds of people wearing white wandering aimlessly around the Atlantic Center's shopping compound trying to find the Long Island Rail Road. Since I'm a New Yorker, I ignored them and let them find their own damn way home.) But that might be changing now that the MTV Video Music Awards will take place at the Barclays Center on August 25.

Alright, so, the headline. It's a fact. Justin Timberlake could play Daddy Warbucks in a new movie version of Annie. I mean, anyone could play Daddy Warbucks in a new movie version of Annie. Jon Hamm. Seth MacFarlane.  David Copperfield. Martin Short. Charlize Theron. The dead body of Johnny Cash. Joaquin Phoenix in character as Johnny Cash. Your mom. Denzel Washington. Annie Potts. Sally Struthers. Lena Dunham. Angela Bassett. See what I'm saying? Literally anyone can play Daddy Warbucks, but not just anyone should play Daddy Warbucks. The person to play Daddy Warbucks should, well, be old and white, probably. And preferably male. Justin Timberlake should not play Daddy Warbucks, but Justin Timberlake might play Daddy Warbucks. 

SURPRISE! Kanye West has run his mouth off. Again.

With his new series House of Lies premiering next week, it looks like David Fincher has some other exciting non-feature film projects in the works. The Playlist confirms for us that yes, the man who brought us Fight Club, Zodiac, Seven, etc. will now be directing the video for Justin Timberlake's "Suit & Tie," the first single off his new album. Apparently J.T. and Fincher must have gotten pretty chummy while filming The Social Network and are collaborating once again with production already underway. No stranger to the world of music, not only did Fincher got his start on videos and commercials—with Nine Inch Nails' "Only" his last hand at cinema for the sonic—but music always plays such a key role in his films.

I'm betting that in the nine years since Jay-Z released "99 Problems," the number of his actual problems has dwindled. Courtney Love, on the other hand, has a whole mess of 'em. So, naturally, she performed an acoustic cover of Jay-Z's hit over the weekend at Sundance. Sure, acoustic hip-hop covers are pretty lame and usually performed by pop-punk bands of supposedly clever twerps (or Jonathan Coulton), but Love's version here is pretty tight. Plus, it's always a treat to see her when she's holding her own on a stage and reminding us how much of a bad ass she is. 

Washington, DC woke up this morning with one collectively epic hangover. Let’s face it: a five-day-long celebration is kind of overkill. Yes, there were fancy dresses, open bars, and VIPs (Beyonce! Jay Z! John Legend! Some guy from Gossip Girl, maybe!) and enough parties to crush any notions that this is anything like prom.

We know that Justin Timberlake’s “Suit & Tie,” featuring Jay-Z, sucks. But we need to quantify that shit. Just how much does it suck, when you get right down to it?

Middle-class Americans struggle for affordable childcare.  Blue Ivy Carter, magical fairy child of Jay-Z and Beyoncé, has her very own $1 million nursey suite in the basement of the Barclays Center.