● Mark Wahlberg is already taking back that thing he said about 9/11 going differently, had only he been onboard one of those planes. "To speculate about such a situation is ridiculous to begin with," he told TMZ. "I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention." [TMZ]

● Drake thinks it's "absolutely incredible" that a woman would want to tattoo his name on her forehead, but that the artist who did it needs to have his license revoked. "And if I ever see you I’m gonna fuck you up," he warns. [MandoFresko]

● Tyler, the Creator was arrested last night in Los Angeles, in front of his crying mother, after he trashed some sound equipment during a performance at the Roxy. Kill people, burn shit, fuck school, etc.The adults were bound to step in eventually. [Rap-Up]

The most enduring relationship of Jennifer Aniston’s career would be the one with her hairstylist, Chris McMillan. He’s the one responsible for the famous Rachel haircut that had women in the late nineties bobbing and weaving their hair to look like that of a TV character. In the upcoming issue of Allure, McMillan dishes on their special bond and his famous client's follicle secrets. McMillian calls Aniston’s current hair era the Lob (Long Bob) or the Growb (Growing Out Bob), just so you know what to tell your hairstylist.

Jennifer Aniston has been named “Sexiest Woman of All Time” by Men’s Health. Again just to reiterate, not 2005, not  even 2011, but of all time placing her above such eternal beauties as Brigitte Bardot, Raquel Welch, Bo Derek or to make it more current, Sophia Vergara. How did this happen?

● T.I. thinks that Tracy Morgan's "If you can take a dick, you can take a joke" joke about gay people being too sensitive is really funny and also "kind of true." And he thinks it's his American right to do so. "If you’re gay you should have the right to be gay in peace, and if you’re against it you should have the right to be against it in peace," he told Vibe, sounding about as clear on the First Amendment as he is on the Second. [TMZ]

● "New Jersey is Third World," ranted a drunk Tracy Morgan before adding that "the world is ghetto." He's probably not that impressed by your house, either. [Page Six] ● Lauryn Hill says that Rohan Marley, the father of her first five children, is not the father of her sixth. "We have had long periods of separation over the years but our five children together remain a joy to both of us," she tweeted. [NYDN] ● Survey says men are most tired of hearing about Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen, and Sarah Palin. Whereas women just can't get enough of the Biebz: did you hear he took Selena to Hooters? You know, for the wings. [Us]

● Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied have named their now one-month-old son Aleph, as in the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet. [People] ● Jennifer Aniston used the movie The Breakup to get over her real-life breakup with Brad Pitt. "It was just a beautiful story about a couple breaking up. And I was slightly familiar on the topic and the issue," she tells James Lipton in an upcoming episode of Inside The Actors Studio. [HollywoodLife] ● Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker sit atop this year's list of Hollywood's highest paid, followed by Jenn Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, and Cameron Diaz. Mature Hollywood makes it rain. [LAT]

● Jennifer Aniston was caught wearing a ring. It's (probably not) happening. [Jezebel] ● Now that people have mostly lost interest his crazy show, Charlie Sheen is edging back towards the less lucrative but more stable sitcom business. He's apparently signed a deal with Lionsgate to star in a new show as a character "very similar to the one he played on Two And a Half Men, however the show will be a lot racier." [Radar] ● If all goes according to plan, Beyoncé will be joined by Leonardo DiCaprio in Clint Eastwood's upcoming A Star Is Born remake. Two true stars, indeed. [DeadLine]

Jennifer Aniston is feeling good right now. In fact, according to a Good Morning America interview this morning, the beloved and oft-pitied megastar is doing just great, thank you very much. And that's big news, because it's been nearly six years since her life practically ended she divorced a certain handsome actor -- and we still can't stop wondering if it's possible for her to actually be not miserable.