● Disney star Demi Lovato allegedly went on quite a cocaine and booze bender, all the while screaming, "I'm famous, I don't care what any of you think of me the whole world loves me." Oh, and it was all caught on camera. [Radar] ● A Missouri woman is insisting that Lil Wayne is the father of her grandson. Already a father of four, Wayne has until December 9 to be tested. [TMZ] ● Pink is probably pregnant, and to hear the magazines tell it, she thinks it will strengthen her shaky marriage. That always works, right? [Us Weekly]

A quick analysis of the lyrics on Taylor Swift’s "Dear John" immediately confirmed to the public that the six-and-a-half minute track was almost definitely penned about notorious womanizer John Mayer, with whom Swift had a brief, ill-advised, and apparently rocky romance last year. The rumor mill has even churned out tidbits from "insiders," who claim that Mayer is currently holed away in a shadowy corner (darker than usual), drumming up some sweet retaliation against the pop princess. But unless Mayer has another Playboy-style rant up his sleeves, Taylor couldn't care less about having spilled these particular beans.

● The song "Dear John," from Taylor Swift's upcoming album, seems to quite obviously be about her tryst with the notoriously sleazy John Mayer, including lyrics like, "Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?" [PopEater] ● The cast of Glee, most notably Lea Michele, went nearly naked and highly sexual for a Terry Richardson photo shoot. "I don't know how they got me to do half the stuff I did," said Michele. Never put down your drink, honey. [GQ] ● Tom Bosley, best known as the father Howard Cunningham on Happy Days, is dead at 83, after suffering heart failure. [HuffPo]

This morning, John Mayer released a sure-to-be controversial statement about his decision to quit Twitter. "No artwork created by someone with a healthy grasp of social media thus far has proven to be anything other than disposable," he wrote. Mayer quit Twitter last month, leaving his 3.7 million followers with nothing better to do than listen to "Daughters" on repeat and imagine their tattooed hero fingering his Fender strings, softly stroking Jennifer Love Hewitt's Jennifer Aniston's Jessica Simpson's Minka Kelly's any random celebrity's rear fender.

● Heartbroken again by that Alaskan lothario Levi, Bristol Palin will appear on the latest season of Dancing With the Stars, because reality television does not have enough Palin. Watch her win, too. [E! Online] ● Chris Brown is doing a "great job" with his probation, a judge told him. He hasn't even hit another woman. Four more years, big guy! [Celebuzz] ● Heidi Montag wears a piece on tape on her nose so it doesn't "fall of like Michael Jackson." [HuffPo]

People have been looking for a good reason to hate Gisele Bundchen for a long time. Her hair is perfect, she has the best body in the Western Hemisphere, she’s married to the most attractive football player of all time, and she never really says too much one way or the other. It’d be way easier to hate her if she was a crazy blogger/Tweeter and expressed all of her innermost feelings publicly, like ANTM’s Adrianne Curry or Lindsay Lohan. But this week, Gisele anti-fans and mothers everywhere are hatin’ on the supermodel thanks to an interview in Harpers Bazaar UK in which Gisele tells her interviewer that she wishes there were a "worldwide law" that would force mothers to "breastfeed their babies for six months." Hard advice to take from a millionaire supermodel with a flat stomach, great hair, and a smokin' hot, rich husband. What other incidents should've been cut short by more vigilant PR reps? Several instances after the jump.

● Every time Courtney Love gets naked—this time it's on Facebook, with Amanda Lepore and a whip—an angel rocks out to Celebrity Skin, does a bump, and falls to earth. [HuffPo] ● Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have died their hair neon colors, as if to scream, "notice us!" Though Courtney Love's idea works better. [People] ● A young girl involved in a text message kerfuffle said the "c-word" twice on television. Adorable! [Jezebel]

In a shocking statement made at ASCAP's "I Create Music" EXPO in Hollywood recently, the world's mouthiest easy-listening musician has threatened to quit sharing his important thoughts and feelings via Twitter. He has even gone so far as to declare it as being "over." Says Mayer, “Within in the last couple weeks, every night I think about canceling my Twitter account because I think it’s pretty much done,” he said. “I just think Twitter as a form of communication, I think it’s over to be honest with you.”

● No, John Mayer, Jessica Simpson will not accept your apology for saying you wanted to snort her like a drug because the sex was so good. "Sexual napalm," you said! What kind of girl do you think she is? [NYP] ● When Facebook malfunctioned, sending hundreds of private messages to random strangers, they could've ruined marriages, friendships and ultimately lives. But other people's business makes for a hell of a voyeuristic blog post. [Gawker] ● If Saturday seems unbearably far away, enjoy these Zach Galifianakis promos for Saturday Night Live. [Videogum]

Our condolences, Isaac Foundation for having to settle for a poster boy as self-involved as John Mayer to help spread awareness about MPS IV. Further condolences, that Mayer's clearly using this relationship to tactlessly garner some goodwill after saying some rude things about basically everyone who wasn't him. That kind of contrivance is the only way to explain his newest tweet, which includes an exit link to the Isaac Foundation's homepage. It's a landmark tweet because it marks the first one the allegedly sensitive singer-songwriter has made in four days. And apparently because this tweet redirects to a noble charity, we're supposed to forgive him for his remarks in that Playboy interview.