● Jonah Hill showed off his svelt new at the Espy's this week, admitting that his new diet and exercise regiment is "not fun" but "important." [NYDN] ● From the annals of celebrity baby names: Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy have named their newborn Bing, not after the Microsoft search engine, but as in Bingham, Bellamy's mother's maiden name. [Us] ● Disturbia director D.J. Caruso is crowdsourcing his next horror movie, Inside, pulling plot twists and even actors from Facebook, Twitter and YouTube channels developed for the project. [Slate]

● Jonah Hill showed off his svelt new at the Espy's this week, admitting that his new diet and exercise regiment is "not fun" but "important." [NYDN] ● From the annals of celebrity baby names: Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy have named their newborn Bing, not after the Microsoft search engine, but as in Bingham, Bellamy's mother's maiden name. [Us] ● Disturbia director D.J. Caruso is crowdsourcing his next horror movie, Inside, pulling plot twists and even actors from Facebook, Twitter and YouTube channels developed for the project. [Slate]

● David and Victoria Beckham had their fourth child and first daughter, Harper Seven. Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy also welcomed another this weekend, a "healthy baby boy." [People/People] ● Betty Ford, former FLOTUS and co-founder of the eponymous celeb-favored recovery center, passed away on Friday at the age of 93. [NYT] ● Derek Jeter made his 3000th hit over the weekend and a really excited Jay-Z was there with his camera-phone to catch it on tape. Speaking of phones we wouldn't mind hacking... [HipHopUpdate]

● Another day, another celebrity pregnancy: Kate Hudson is pregnant with her second. The year in celebrity spawning continues. [People] ● Having done some thinking during his court-ordered stint in a mental institute, Gucci Mane got a three-scoop ice cream cone marked "Brrr" and a red lightning bolt tattooed on his face upon his release. [Source] ● Golden voiced Ted Williams is entering rehab at the urging of Dr. Phil, thus completing the full course of his celebrity cycle. [PopEater]

"I fell in love with the book, as dark and twisted as it is"

● Lindsay Lohan was banned from an L.A. club after launching a glass at Samantha Ronson's head during her DJ set. Love is never having to learn real consequences. [Page Six] ● A second one of Jesse James' mistresses has apologized to Sandra Bullock in a faxed letter, indicating that their affair started somewhere around 1998. [TMZ] ● Gabourey Sidibe stopped by Saturday Night Live to make some jokes about Precious, but all you really need is the bizarre "Cherry Battle" digital short. [Buzzfeed]

When we heard that Kate Hudson got breast implants, we pictured this. (In case you don't click the link, it's a photo of new Heidi Montag in a bikini.) But then when we saw the picture to the right of new Kate in a bikini, we remembered that not all implants have to look like this. (Heidi again.) Kate's implants were not a career move (she's already in the movies), which means they were that other reason ladies put jelly in their chest:insecurity!

● Well, Courtney Love may not be back on drugs, but she lost legal guardianship of her daughter Frances Bean all the same. Kurt Cobain’s offspring will spend the holidays and the rest of her jailbait time with grandma. [People] ● Now that the Championship glow has worn off, is Kate Hudson done with Alex Rodriguez or is Alex Rodriguez done with Kate Hudson? [HollywoodLife] ● Lindsay Lohan is selling designer items from her closet on her family’s website. Nose bleed stains and coke residue cost extra. [Us]

● Jeremy Piven says his "moobs" (man boobs) came from soy milk abuse; the actor started out as the “guy that dabbled in soy milk” but it quickly escalated into drinking 12 cups a day -- which contained enough estrogen to give him boobs. [Us] ● Michael Lohan says Lindsay Lohan is a “beautiful girl” but “she looks 100 years old." [E!] ●What men think about, according to Kate Hudson: “Game scores, masturbation, and food." [Us]

● Alexander Rodriguez was left seeing red after rumored girlfriend Kate Hudson and a gal-pal wrecked his SUV while getting their morning coffee fix in NYC. [Radar] ● Could the reason Academy Award-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow was left out of Entertainment Weekly's Iron Man issue be that the publishing world considers her newsstand poison? [NBC] ● Star reporter Kate Major has taken it upon herself to become Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend for the sake of her magazine. [JustJared]