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I love a good gag joke, especially when it's done to someone that's seemingly untouchable. Yesterday Nick Grimshaw of BBC Radio 1 called up supermodel Kate Moss on-air to ask her a burning question: "Do you still have my High School Musical DVD?" Random. Full disclosure: he happens to be a good friend of Moss, which is why she picked up the phone right away. You could tell that the notoriously private star had no clue that others were tuning in because she sounded surprisingly chummy and totally wondering if she did, in fact, still have Grimshaw's High School Musical DVD. Listen in below.

Silencing critics who say that models don't eat, Kate Moss has designed a sparkly sushi box for French chain Sushi Shop. WWD reports that the grand unveiling went down this Tuesday at the Parisian cabaret La Nouvelle Eve and was attended by global starlets like Virginie Ledoyen and Audrey Dana. Guests also listened to jazz "while nibbling on California tuna tataki and tarama maki from the Moss box." 

I don't know what happened to Kate Moss, but I'm liking it. Somewhere between being notoriously private and not-so-friendly to the press, the iconic supermodel has become quite the chatty Cathy lately, offering fans an inside look at her intriguing life by way of unadulterated interviews. She recently revealed to Vanity Fair that breaking up with Johnny Depp made her cry "for years and years," that she was annoyed with not being fed during her early modeling career, and that she nearly had a "nervous breakdown" when she had to work with Marky Mark and Herb Ritts for Calvin Klein's legendary campaign. Wouldn't this all be so interesting to see in a documentary?

When you go to a Mulberry show, the last thing that Emma Hill wants you to do is live in the now. The It girl-adored British fashion house's creative director strives to take her audience to another place and time, luring them in with adorable garden gnomes, fresh flowers, funny furry creatures, delicious cake and fresh-squeezed juice—all necessary treats for a could-have-been-grueling 10am show.

● At last, the first trailer for the Walter Salles-directed On the Road has surfaced. Adventures are had, Kristen Stewart broods -- looks good! [THR]

Are you sick of hearing about the rabble protesting Mr. Moneybags? Let's check in on what the wealthy are up to. They're still going on about their business, sipping champagne, yelling at Jeeves, doing other cartoonishly generic rich people things, and buying overpriced art. For instance, someone just purchased an 18 carat-gold statue of Kate Moss contorted into an uncomfortable looking fetish, whoops YOGA, pose for $900,000. It's perfect for the person who has everything.

● Hugh Grant is back in the tabloids, and this time for helping bust the tabloids themselves! Apparently, years ago, he coaxed a former News of the World employee into admitting to the phone hacking and just generally skeezy practice that led to the paper's demise yesterday. "You're not journalists, you have no interest in journalism, it's just money, money, money," Grant told the editor. [BBC] ● Everybody cried at the final Harry Potter premier in London. Tears and all, Emma Watson still looked pretty. [DailyMail] ● Producers, Lil Wayne says your Carter 4 beats suck and that even Chad Ochocinco (not a beatmaker) could do better. "Get right, man. Step it up,” he warned. [HipHopDX]

● Elizabeth Taylor was laid to rest yesterday alongside her close friend Michael Jackson at the Forest Lawn cemetery in Los Angeles. As per the actress' request, things started a fashionable fifteen minutes later than planned. [Reuters] ● Word is finally out that Rachel Zoe and her husband Roger have had a new baby boy named Skyler. "Mom and dad 'LITERALL' could not be happier or more in love with their son!" they said of their new happy family. [NYDN] ● You probably didn't get tickets for LCD Soundsystem's last dance at Madison Square Garden next week, but that doesn't mean you're going to have to miss the show. Pitchfork announced last night that they'll be live-streaming the three-hour show, but just once and not for replay. My couch or yours? [Pitchfork]

● Charlie Sheen's weekend live stream, Sheen's Korner, was boring and rambling and, frankly, just not "winning." And so it seems the wayward star is in talks to develop his own show on billionaire Mark Cuban's cable channel, HDNet. [Yahoo/AP] ● He can talk the talk, but now he wants a diploma too. Kanye West flew to London last week to apply for his Masters in Fashion at Central St. Martins College, a place with which he's already quite familiar: "Kanye spends a lot of time with fashion students and often hooks up with Central's arty pupils when he is in London." Sounds like a shoe-in! [The Sun] ● Miley Cyrus played a mean Justin Bieber and made plenty of bong jokes while hosting SNL. She's really going to be just fine. [NBC]

● An Italian researcher is claiming that the Mona Lisa might have been modeled on a dude, which would finally explain that giant penis just below the frame. [CBC] ● The Daily has kicked off its miracle run with a really creepy video that features a pre-injured Gabrielle Giffords talking about her crush on the iPad, with interstitials about her recovery progress. [The Daily] ● Check out the first images of Kristen Stewart and Garret Hedlund in the upcoming On the Road adaptation. She looks...happy? [MovieLine]