● Michelle Williams's next big role is to be somewhat less glamorous than her last. With no big projects on the horizon, she says that she "just [wants] to go back to being a mom for a while." [Huff Post]

● "I hope somebody makes a movie about Obama’s life soon because I could play him," says Drake, who was, as you might recall, a child actor up in Canada. He's even been preparing: "I watch all the addresses. Any time I see him on TV, I don’t change the channel. I definitely pay attention and listen to the inflections of his voice. If you ask anyone who knows me, I’m pretty good at impression." [RS]

● We always had a sneaking suspicion that Pat Sajak was "two or three or six" margaritas drunk on Wheel of Fortune. But Vanna, too? That's news. [TMZ]

● According to MediaTakeOut, Jay-Z and Beyoncé have named Tyran "Ty Ty" Smith, Jay's mai-tai sippin' bestie, and Oprah, Jay's other bestie, as godparents to little Blue Ivy. Kanye and Michelle O. got the snub. [MTO]

● Lindsay Lohan forgot to pay some $93,000 in federal income taxes. Good thing she picked up that Playboy money. [TMZ]

● Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly were caught out and about and looking pretty couple-y in Paris over the holidays. Are they back on in 2012? [Huff Post]

● New couple alert? Kanye West couldn't keep his eyes (or hands) off Kim Kardashian at his Watch the Throne after-party in Los Angeles. According to one spy, “Kanye was eating Kim up like she was a piece of cake,” a delicacy Kim has been known to appreciate. [NYDN]

● With cries of "Fraud!," Kris Humphries is moving to erase from the records his brief marriage to Kim Kardashian -- a marriage he claims she never meant to work -- with an annulment. [People]

● Kris Humphries is predictably nonplussed to have been cast as the bad guy in Kim and Kourtney Take New York. [NYDN]

● Anne Hathaway is engaged to her long time beau, Adam Shulman. "He's the best!" she says. [People]