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Every day there are some topics that are trending. Since many of them don't make sense, we provide easy contextualization. Also, this way, you won't actually have to know anything about anything.

● Three months old and Blue Ivy has already jetting town to spend the holiday weekend with her parents in St. Bart's on a big ole' yacht. [Rap-Up]

● Drake told the UK's Tim Westwood that he has "some great Aaliyah news coming soon,” precipitating rumors that he might be involved with that whispered-about posthumous Aaliyah album. [RapFix]

● Someone stole a 300-pound bronze statue of the Lorax from the late Dr. Seuss' lawn. "I want very badly to get our little Lorax back home where he belongs," said Suess's daughter, Lark Grey Dimond-Cate, of the heist. "Wherever he is, he's scared, lonely and hungry. He's not just a hunk of metal to us. He was a family pet." [HuffPost]

● Uggie, the award winning dog from The Artist, has been invited to attend the White House Correspondents dinner, where he has even arranged to have "a shake" with President Obama himself. [Huff Post]

● Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari and her on-again-off-again fiance, Jay Cutler, announced over the weekend that they are expecting their first child. [People]

● Drake spent his holidays in L.A. with a new girl, Dollicia Bryan, the video vixen who has in the past been connected to Reggie Bush and Rob Kardashian but not so much Kris Humpheries. [YBF]

● Aerosmith's Steven Tyler was spotted out and about on Christmas day with his young girlfriend and a big 'ole diamond engagement ring. Could it be that the man's settling down (again)? [TMZ]

● Ex-Kardashian Kris Humphries was booed by the 20,000 fans at Madison Square Garden last night when his Nets fell to the Knicks, 88-82. "I felt like Rudy out there," he says. [ESPN]

● Hunkered down in his brand new bachelor's pad—built special for him on the DIY show, Man Cave—Kris Humphries should be over Kim in no time. [TMZ]