That title is not entirely true. We can't forget that the only reason I'm writing this is because the former IMF chief attacked an African woman. So really, Strauss-Kahn likes all women, even if he has a weird way of showing it. The reason I bring up DSK's boner for all-American gals, is because of the fun claim made by celebrity snitch and New York Post cover girl Kristin Davis, in an affidavit seen by The Times of London.

Yesterday, I fulfilled a goal of performing as an extra in a movie filmed in New York. The only way I was getting out of bed at 5am for a 6:30am call time was the idea that I was going to be a part of one of the most popular empires of my generation: the Sex and the City dynasty. Consequently, I was also ready to look like someone straight from the cast of Dynasty because I was scheduled to be 'background' in the 80s flashback scenes for the SATC sequel. When I arrived to the set at 6:30am bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, I was met with a group of disgruntled extras who had been dealing with the busy set, and long hours for a few days. I hit up wardrobe for my colorful costume: a calf-length ruffled dress in a bright pattern, finished with huge gold bracelets and big square earrings, an Hermes clutch, and an authentic reproduction of an Yves Saint Laurent shopping bag (I was listed as a 'Wealthy Shopper').

Earlier this summer, rumors began surfacing that unrest had taken hold of fashion house Ungaro as a result of certain executives' interest in hiring Lindsay Lohan as a consultant. Wunderkind designer Esteban Cortazar promptly left (he supposedly refused to work with the actress-turned-leggings designer); today comes news that Lohan's appointment has in fact become official. The purveyor of self-tanner will now also moonlight as Emanuel Ungaro's "artistic adviser." Also new to the masthead: "almost unknown chief designer Estrella Archs," says Women's Wear Daily.

Last night, the guests of Chocolat Au Vin -- a decadent evening of dancing, dessert and dreams benefiting St. Jude Children's Research Hospital -- were fortunate enough to experience a once-in-a-lifetime performance by 15-time Grammy-winning legend Tony Bennett. Indeed, extravagance was abundant; with Kristin Davis, smartly dressed in Oscar De La Renta, working the red carpet as the Honorary Chair, guests enjoyed a tasting menu prepared by Daniel Boulud, Godiva Chocolatier truffles, and Artisanal premium cheeses to pair with the Napa Valley Vinters. Gossip Girl's Connor Paolo, The Sopranos' Michael Imperioli and Tony Siricio, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Hart, Eric Trump, and Cuba Gooding Sr. (who also performed) were on hand to show support as well. But extravagance aside, the work that St Jude does was apparent as young cancer survivors took the stage to share their stories, and I assumed the role of humbled journalist, shocked to have been invited to such a momentous event, and feeling extremely honored to be in the presence of so many who were supporting an incredible cause.

Art appreciation 101 with Kristin Davis, Erika Christensen, Eva Amurri, Alexandra Richards, Daniel Merriweather, and Leven Rambin. (How's that for name-dropping?)