● Levi Johnston doesn’t show his johnson in Playgirl, according to a spokesman for the site. How can we ever trust him again? [NYDailyNews] ● Is Amy Winehouse going the way of Courtney Love? No, not with drugs, rather with plastic surgery. After getting a boob job, Wino is considering a nose job, as going under the knife has become her new obsession. [DigitalSpy] ● Are Nicole Richie and Joel Madden really married? She didn’t correct her lawyer in court when he referred to Madden as her husband. [People]

Religion makes for an obvious and easy target for a libertarian provocateur like Bill Maher, and judging by the trailer for his upcoming sacred-skewering doc Religious, Maher takes aim and hits the bulls-eye. Directed by "Curb Your Enthusiasm"/"Seinfeld"/Borat helmer Larry Charles, this should be positively divine.