● Demi Moore's "seizure like symptoms" are thought to be kick back from all those whip-its -- "not a common drug among people of Demi's age and social status," as per TMZ -- she was apparently doing. [TMZ]

● Paula Deen confirmed this morning on Today that she does indeed have Type 2 diabetes. She also revealed that she has known -- and been cheerfully championing an all butter everything diet anyways -- for three years now. Or as she puts it, "I did not [want to] let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life." [Page Six]

● Lindsay Lohan forgot to pay some $93,000 in federal income taxes. Good thing she picked up that Playboy money. [TMZ]

● Just three days old and baby Blue Ivy Carter is already living more luxuriously than you in her $3,500 Lucite crib. [Us]

● Do things feel different this morning? It might be because the Bey-b is here! Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcomed a little girl named Blue Ivy into the world early Sunday morning in a New York Hospital. She is already very much loved. [NYDN]

If you are in Dubai and were for some inexplicable reason super-psyched to be toasting 2012 in the vicinity of a VIP room holding a drunken-though claiming to be sober-Lindsay Lohan, sorry it’s not gonna happen. She has turned down the appearance on an ocean liner and is threatening the company with legal action for promoting her attendance.

● According to MediaTakeOut, Beyoncé has checked into the hospital and is expected to give birth "AT ANY MOMENT!!!" While we wait on more news, let's take a look back to where where it all began. [MTO]

● Drake thinks it's "absolutely incredible" that a woman would want to tattoo his name on her forehead, but that the artist who did it needs to have his license revoked. "And if I ever see you I’m gonna fuck you up," he warns. [MandoFresko]

● "BOOBS GROW, PEOPLE!" the still-teenage Miley Cyrus reminds us in response to rumors that she might have had some work done. "Thank you for the compliment, but these babies are all mine." [Us]

● Lindsay Lohan missed her flight and, subsequently, her big Playboy reveal taping with Ellen DeGeneres. [E!]