It’s the “holidays,” and so I would like to redirect your attention to a genius ode to Christmas on the Internet, called the “The Christmas Tree.” I am doing this because tomorrow night, you’ll be able to see the inventive genius behind this absurdist piece of low comedy performing at Margaret Cho’s birthday bash, “Doing It!!!” The man behind the woman in “The Tree,” is John Roberts. He hails from New York and at one time was in an electroclash-era band called Opti-Grab.

● Margaret Cho gives her tips for a fantastic trip. Let’s just say it involves Xanax and a vibrator. [OUT] ● Carine Roitfeld has dedicated next month’s French Vogue to model Lara Stone. Nan Goldin, Hedi Slimane, and Peter Lindbergh among others work their magic on the model. [Fashionolgie] ● See what the National Fisheries Institute has to say about Jeremy Piven’s sushi-gate interview with Diane Sawyer. [Youtube]

Can reality TV stomach Margaret Cho’s raunchy realism? The notorious all-American girl lets it all out on "The Cho Show," debuting this month on VH1. Below, a prim list of the top ten things she hates.