From 'The State' to 'Stella" & back to primetime

1. The Fuckit List - New York mag notes Stella-comedian Michael Ian Black's creation of the opposite of a Bucket List (things to do before you kick the bucket, as per the movie of the same name), these are things you have no desire to do before you die. Apparently, people on Twitter are freaking out over it, but our favorite is highbrow NYM writer Boris Katchka's list: "Finding a place to get a decent haircut instead of my Astor Place atrocities / Figuring out what "emo" actually means / Running a marathon / Heroin." Well played, Katchka, well played.