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Sure, Iran might be suing Hollywood over how much they hated Argo, but that makes sense as Iran doesn't really come across as cool guys in the movie. But now New Zealand is pissed off. Yes, New Zealand, as a whole, is so angry about Argo!

You know what the best part of the weekend was? There were no Oscars. But, you know, we're still talking about them, so here we go: Halle Berry, who presented that long montage about James Bond, has spoken out in favor of Seth MacFarlane's dumb jokes, particularly the bit where he mentioned seeing a lot of the present actresses's breasts. "It takes so much to offend me these days after all the things that have been said about me, to me," she told Extra, "so I didn't feel offended by that boob song." Alright, sure. Was anyone actually offended by it, or were people more like, "This song is trite and childish and also what is sexual about Jodie Foster's bare breasts in The Accused?" Anyway, one time Halle Berry got paid more money than usual to take her shirt off in a movie, so. 

I completely missed Jane Fonda's recap of the Oscars, mostly because I (foolishly) do not keep up with her personal blog. (It's not on Tumblr. What, am I supposed to, like, go to it?) She sung the praises of many of the talented women at the telecast, particularly Charlize Theron who pulled her ballroom dancing skills out of nowhere. "Is there anything that beautiful creature can’t do?!" Fonda wrote. But she was not too pleased, unsurprisingly, with Seth MacFarlane's jokes, particularly the boob song. "[W]hy not list all the penises we’ve seen?" she said. "Waaaay too much stuff about women and bodies, as though that’s what defines us." I think she's being pretty kind to MacFarlane, who Jane Fonda could certainly eat for breakfast any damn day of the week.

Oh brother, it is Wednesday morning and we're still talking about the Oscars. You know how everyone this week is like, "Oh man, can't we just get Amy Poehler and Tina Fey to host everything?" Well, Tina Fey has spoken out and was all, "Hell no, I'm not hosting the Oscars!" See, Tina Fey is a smart lady who doesn't set herself up for failure. Perhaps we should all look to her as our mentor and wisely bow out of situations in which we will all look like fools. It's a shame, though, because it seems like the bar is set so low that there's no way Fey could fail, but she cites the pressure being too high, especially for a woman. "The amount of months that would be spent trying on dresses alone," she lamented. "No way." Alas. Let's all send out some frowny emoticons on Twitter today or something.

Well, pour one out for fey animated children with voices that sound like Rex Harrison. Seth MacFarlane, who has nearly universally been slammed in the last day and a half for that atrocity on Sunday night of which we will no longer speak, has confirmed that he will not be hosting any big awards shows in which people are handed gold statuettes for their acting abilities and occasional singing. What a shame. What a loss! Does this mean our chances of seeing Kristin Chenoweth singing on TV are drastically reduced? Let's hope so! Hey everyone, something good has finally happened this week. Rejoice!

While everyone is fawning all over Jennifer Lawrence this week (well, everyone but me), it appears that the public opinion of Anne Hathaway has slipped even lower than before, with her supposed perfection inducing riotous masses of women to rampage fashion houses that manufacture nipply couture gowns and public burnings of Les Misérables special-edition Blu-rays. Well, it's not that bad, but I'm thinking we're getting close to it. But maybe you're like me and don't understand the hatred of Anne Hathaway—she is, after all, just as annoying as any other celebrity (J-Law included). Perhaps there's a psychological reason behind all of this?

Whether you drank yourself sideways after blowing the Oscar pool or just stayed up late watching all of Lawrence of Arabia including the DVD extras, you’re going to need this fluffy song to come down on.

Look, I love John Goodman. We all love John Goodman. John Goodman is great! But all of a sudden he's the biggest ticket to getting an Oscar for Best Picture. He was in three of the nominated films this year—Flight, ParaNorman, and Argo—and its the second year in a row that John Goodman has appeared in a Best Picture-winning film. Last year, of course, he had a small, silent role in The Artist. But don't forget! He was also in Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, a movie so terrible that everyone was stunned to see it get a Best Picture nomination. The secret? John Goodman. I'm telling you, put John Goodman in your movie. You're not going to regret it. 

Were last night’s Academy Awards the worst in the history of the ceremonies? Well, probably not—they are all kind of bad, aren’t they? But host Seth MacFarlane immediately set the tone with a bit calling his Oscars the worst, and I’m not surprised that by the end of the ceremony most people I know weren’t too pleased with the broadcast. Full of misplaced musical numbers, an awkward appreciation for the film Chicago, a too-long montage of James Bond films (to coincide nicely with the 50th Anniversary box set currently on sale), and a general disgust for itself and its audience, last night’s ceremony proves again that the Oscars need a major overhaul. Here are four ways the producers can avoid these embarrassing and awkward mistakes.

Tomorrow night is the Academy Awards and yet again, no women have been nominated for Best Director. In 85 years, only four women have received a Best Director nomination and only one — Kathryn Bigelow for The Hurt Locker — has won. Bigelow was overlooked this year for her film Zero Dark Thirty, along with numerous other women directors. The blog Women & Hollywood put together a video to highlight ladies in the director's chair who have been ignored.