Tapas are bullshit, and let me tell you why. Because while there's nothing wrong with a variety of different bites served on small plates meant for sharing, the end result, and reason for the rise of tapas in trendy restaurants, is less food for more money. You know you've been to a tapas place when you pick up a slice of pizza on the way home with the three dollars you have left in your pocket. But of course you're a philistine if you question the value of tapas. If you want a full belly on the cheap, Taco Bell is right this way, Bubba. Well, as Eric Felten pointed out in the Wall Street Journal over the weekend, tiny cocktails are the new thing, and they're tastier and more sophisticated than the regular bloated varieties, so don't embarrass yourself by complaining that you've blown all your money and you're still sober, okay?
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