● Madonna is so over M.I.A.'s "adolescent" and "irrelevant" hijacking of the half-time show. "I understand it’s punk rock and everything, but to me there was such a feeling of love and good energy, and positivity, it seemed negative," she explained this morning on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. "What was the point?" [TMZ]

● Practicing vegan Russell Simmons has petitioned New York Governor Andrew Cuomo to switch the state beverage from milk to something healthier and more ethical, like soy milk. [Huff Post]

● Katy Perry signed her divorce papers with a big ole smiley face under her name. And probably with one on her face, as well. [Radar]

● You can retire your "FREE EARL" tees, because it seems like the Odd Future rapper has at last returned from his Samoan exile. [RapFix]

● Beyoncé and Jay-Z are filing quickly for trademark of their baby's name, Blue Ivy, because two other people have already tried to do the same. [WP]

● Having yet to scandalize with his tales of binge drinking and ungroomed nethers, Daniel Radcliffe says that he likes to "like somebody before I sleep with them," but that sex with Harry Potter groupies "has happened." And a million new Harry fanfics were born. [NYDN]

● Chris Brown will return to the Grammys this year -- and as a preformer, no less -- for the first time since his infamous and almost career-stunting fight with Rihanna in 2009. [Idolator]

● Rumor has it that M.I.A. has split with Benjamin Bronfman, her long time fiancé and the father of her son, Ikhyd. M.I.A. [NYDN]

● Karl Lagerfield thinks that Adele has "a beautiful face and a divine voice," but that she is "a little too fat." And anyways, it's no secret that he much prefers the dark charm of Florence Welch and Azealia Banks's cunning. [Celebuzz]

● M.I.A. won Madonna's Super Bowl half-time show when she punctuated her "Give Me All Your Lovin'" verse with a middle finger. She really "don't give a shit." [Rap-Up]