Remember that time when Meghan McCain, Heidi Montag, and Miley Cyrus all emerged as valiant supporters of gay rights and then gays pondered, for a second, how much more kinder it would be to fall victim to Oscar Wilde's fate than to count such insipid debutantes as their champions? Well, it just gets worse! Infiltrating the blond trinity just in time for another round of futile afterthoughts resembling anti-Prop. 8 demonstrations is a brunette sheep most noted for the dimensions of her derriere: Kim Kardashian.

For such a small guy, Prince is making a huge amount of trouble these days. First the diminutive bible thumper stirs the pot on the heels of Proposition 8, claiming that homosexuality is wrong."God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out," said the Purple One. "He was, like, 'Enough.' " Now, Prince is stinking up the courtroom in a lawsuit that claims his diva-like behavior is dooming his Revelations fragrance line, "3121."

Bill Marriot spoke out about the recent Proposition 8 scuffles in California. An active member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Bill nevertheless does not want Marriot to be associated with the millions of dollars the Mormon Church donated to the passage of the bill. He made this official statement on his blog. "For more than 80 years, our company has grown and changed, but that basic principle still holds up. We embrace all people as our customers, associates, owners and franchisees regardless of race, sex, gender identity or sexual orientation."

The passing of Proposition 8 (which sounds like a Pakula conspiracy thriller from the 70s) is getting liberals and one very prominent conservative all riled up. Gay marriage has been banned in three states, and Ellen DeGeneres lost $100,000 of her own money, fine. But must cinephiles and Paris Hilton endure an indie-less winter because of it?

After assaulting Milan, terrorizing a Paris fashion show, modeling a red thong, and sucking on a Tampax, Sacha Baron Cohen, a.k.a. Bruno, has set his sights on politics. He showed up at an anti-gay demonstration Sunday in Los Angeles. Cohen took it the streets and crashed a rally in support of a ballot measure that would ban gay marriage in California. Undercover as his gay Austrian fashion reporter character, Cohen mixed in with the crowd until reporters realized who he was. His film crew kept the crowd at bay, then whisked him away in a van. Cohen's Bruno-focused follow-up to his smash hit Borat is scheduled to hit theaters in May.

Hell's gotten a bit nippy, and the ever-lovable California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has taken part in a campaign by the New Republicans to urge voters in his state to vote no on Proposition 8, which likens his advocacy for gay rights to Reagan's in the late 1970s. Earlier this year, he told a bunch of Log Cabin Republicans that he would continue to fight any constitutional amendments striving to preclude same-sex marriage. Inquiring minds (well, yours truly, anyway) want to know if the late-breaking nature of the New Republicans' effort was intentional, allowing for the fewest members to defect further to the left before Election Day.