● We always had a sneaking suspicion that Pat Sajak was "two or three or six" margaritas drunk on Wheel of Fortune. But Vanna, too? That's news. [TMZ]

● According to MediaTakeOut, Jay-Z and Beyoncé have named Tyran "Ty Ty" Smith, Jay's mai-tai sippin' bestie, and Oprah, Jay's other bestie, as godparents to little Blue Ivy. Kanye and Michelle O. got the snub. [MTO]

● Mark Wahlberg thinks he could have prevented tragedy on 9/11, had he only been on the right flight. “If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did," he tells Men's Journal this month. "There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’” If only, Marky Mark. [MensJournal]

● Elton John didn't think Madonna had "a f-ing chance" of beating him in the best original song category at last night's Golden Globes, but then she did, and John's husband David Furnish joined the fight via Facebook. "Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit," he wrote in a vengeful post, adding also that "Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in its narcissism" and her recent criticisms of Lady Gaga "desperate." It's on! [NYDN]

● "I'm into love, and maybe I'll get more into making love when I'm older," says a crowned Justin Bieber in this month's V magazine, adding that, for now, "I want to do it at my own pace." [NYDN]

● Tiger Woods's former mistress Rachel Uchitel announced on her twitter yesterday that she's five months pregnant with no, not Tiger Woods's baby. And in order to prepare, she has asked her friends for a $300 breast pump, two strollers totaling $1,400, and cashmere bedding. [Page Six]

The music video for Rihanna's "You Da One," released today, is a cut-up of styles and influences: black & white, lyric videos, stripped down ballads where the singer stares right into the camera (calling Sinead), outright crotch-grabbing dirtiness, and randomly enough, A Clockwork Orange-styled fashion. For such a relatively tame song as "You Da One" (lyrics about getting loved hard aside), it's kind of a sensory overload, but one that apparently works. I mean, there's 38,000-some likes on the video, versus around 5,000 dislikes. The public does not lie when it comes to Rihanna.

● Nearly ten years since the first movie rocked theaters, Peter Jackson takes us back to Middle Earth in this first The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey trailer. [Huff Post]

● Dutch magazine Jackie has apologized for calling Rihanna the "ultimate n---- bitch" with a "ghetto a--" and "porn shoes," all of which was meant to be "a joke -- it was a bad joke, to say the least," according to the editor-in-chief. More like a terrible, racist joke. [NYDN]

● Keanu Reeves is so casual in the way he offers his subway seat to a woman, you might almost believe he's a nice guy. [BuzzFeed]