● Miley Cyrus celebrated her 18th birthday by taking a hit of (supposedly) salvia, the semi-psychedelic herb that is legal in California, from a big bong. The band Bush plays in the background and she is wearing red lipstick. And it is on camera. On. Camera. [TMZ] ● Ryan Gosling and Blake Lively were "inseparable" at the premiere of his new film, Blue Valentine, but let's go ahead and say they look too much alike for this thing to ever work out. [People] ● Chelsea Handler says Jennifer Aniston is "irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails." Probably with cats. [Glamour]

● Salma Hayek's reaction to the giant snake that crashed her promotional interview certainly makes a case for a reboot of the Anaconda series. Listen to her scream! [Vulture] ● Whitney Houston has been performing "looking bloated and sweating profusely," giving the impression of "a person who doesn't have many years left to live." [Sun Times] ● A new David Beckham comic comes just in time for Americans to keep not caring about soccer. [People]

● Prince may have a little crush on Salma Hayek. His new song is named after her daughter Valentina; in it, he sings "Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call.” Smart man to go through the daughter first, except she can’t quite speak yet. [Spinner] ● Halle Berry looks a lot like Jennifer Lopez on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar. [JustJared] ● Did you notice Britney Spears' slimmer figure in those new Candies ads? That’s no diet; the signer called in the airbrush pros. [E&Sb]

● TMZ caught up with Project Runway winner Christian Siriano outside of Fashion Week to get his oh so necessary opinion about Chris Brown and Rihanna. His feeling? She's a bit of a diva, so must have done something! [Youtube] ● It’s official: Model Coco Rocha is a fashion correspondent for E! She reports on her blog that it’s nice to prove that she’s one of those models who can walk and talk. [OHSOCOCO] ● Kate Moss threw a bit of a fit at the Roberto Cavalli ad shoot, demanding some beer and downing pint after pint. So is she not pregnant? Maybe’s it’s just a model beer belly? [Page Six]

● If Rodeo Drive looks a little empty these days, it’s because Rock & Republic, Lisa Kline, Sergio Rossi, and Ron Herman are all either leaving or downsizing their stores. Where are Bev Hills housewives supposed to shop now? [WWD] ● Elle magazine has hired talent agency CAA to help raise their profile. Because being a part of Project Runway, Stylista, and Ugly Betty wasn’t enough. [Variety] ● Sarah Jessica Parker seems to think it’s a great idea to bring Britney Spears in as her cousin for the next Sex & the City film. [MTV]