Gansevoort South, the sexy southern version of Hotel Gansevoort in New York's Meatpacking District, is breaking out some great package deals to entice you to come on down and hang by the (gorgeous) pool. There's the "Naughty But Nice" package, which includes such niceties as a bottle of champagne with chocolate covered strawberries, two monogrammed bathrobes and a "mile high intimacy kit" -- a feather tickler, a "personal massager," and three condoms. Though I'm not sure what the "mile high" is in reference to, the "personal massager" sounds like a good deal.

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