Simeon Dacumos is only 25 years old, and yet, he's been futzing with ladies' intimates for the last ten years (Just like Otto Titsling... er, from Beaches). After studying the female form for years while working at a gym in San Francisco, Dacumos sat down to create two new collections of lingerie: Apéritif (a luxury line inspired by the "Lost Generation," complete with French lace) and Tushe (its affordable counterpart that "adds a general lift to the buttocks"). We're going to go wash our hands, but you can purchase some frilly things here.