Posts Tagged Steve Lewis

Posts Tagged Steve Lewis

Dear Uncle Steve: Relationship Advice From Steve Lewis & A Girl

By Steve Lewis & Eiseley Tauginas , March 3, 2010

Dear Uncle Steve: I wouldn’t say that I have a problem, I say that it’s a “fetish”. I love womens feet. I’m part of an underground club of men who share the same fixation and we meet monthly with hired foot models to celebrate our unified interest. I just started dating a girl whom I met at the beach (she has beautiful, proportionate feet). She’s really traditional and our sex has been just so-so, because I’ve been trying with all my might to hide my urge to lavish her feet and tell her how much I love them. I don’t think she'd respond well. Is it a deal breaker that I’m afraid I’ll lose her if I reveal myself?

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Dear Uncle Steve: Relationship Advice From Steve Lewis & A Girl

By Steve Lewis & Eiseley Tauginas , February 24, 2010

Dear Uncle Steve: My girlfriend and I are in the stage of our sexual life where we really like to fuck in public. The problem is that we’re doing it for different reasons. She prefers to get caught and have people watch. We were having sex under a stoop the other night when we heard a homeless guy rustling around near a trash can and realized that he had a front row seat to the action. I tried to pull up my pants and haul ass, but she grabbed and threatened me, so I kept going. I just like the rush, but I’d be perfectly happy to take things back in the bedroom. I think she’s past that point. Where do we go now?
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Dear Uncle Steve: Relationship Advice from Steve Lewis & a Girl

By Steve Lewis & Eiseley Tauginas , February 17, 2010

Dear Uncle Steve: Valentine's Day didn’t go as planned. Took my lady friend to a romantic dinner, got her pretty drunk and was planning on going home for a night of lovemaking, but then her devil side came out. She revealed to me that she doesn't like my fixation with porn and thinks it’s a deal breaker. I’m a bachelor, I live by myself and I have lots of porn (DVDs, on my computer, dirty magazines). I like this girl, but I’ve never had someone infringe on my privacy so extensively. I’m more than willing to ditch the smut for a real, live woman, but is this a slippery slope? Is she gonna start censoring the rest of my life too?
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Dear Uncle Steve: Relationship Advice from Steve Lewis & a Girl

By Steve Lewis & Eiseley Tauginas , February 10, 2010

Dear Uncle Steve: My girlfriend loves to eat, as any healthy woman should. The problem is that she loves to eat while we’re having sex. She asks me to feed her while we’re in the act, and sometimes she likes to put condiments on my genitals and remove them in various ways. If this was an every-once-in-a-kinky-while thing, it would turn me on, but this is an every-other-day thing and it’s messy. While most people would stock up on condoms and lube before a night of sex, she stocks up on miscellaneous food items (pudding, carrot sticks, chicken fingers, sometimes popsicles). I'm losing my appetite. Please advise.
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Dear Uncle Steve: Relationship Advice from Steve Lewis & a Girl

By Steve Lewis & Eiseley Tauginas , February 3, 2010

Dear Uncle Steve: I met a really good looking guy two weeks ago when I was bar hopping. It was dark, late and the bottles were flowing. We exchanged numbers after talking for about 30 minutes. Soon thereafter, we began to text and developed a playful chat relationship. After about a week or so he asked me out on a date. With all intentions of meeting up, I told him “yes." After our plans fell through, I decided to make it up to him by asking him to be my date to my friend’s birthday party. One slight dilemma, I have no idea what his name is. Could you suggest a good way to figure out “John Doe’s” real identity without letting him know I’ve been calling him Mister Downtown for the past two weeks?
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Dear Uncle Steve: Relationship Advice from Steve Lewis & a Girl

By Steve Lewis & Eiseley Tauginas , January 27, 2010

Dear Uncle Steve: I’ve been engaged to a man I love dearly for over a year. We rushed into the engagement and realized our folly soon afterward, so we’ve been putting it off. He’s still ready to tie the knot, but in a year, I’ve grown into a different person. I’m not planning on leaving him at the altar, but I want to break off the engagement. How do I do this without ruining his faith in marriage and love?
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Dear Uncle Steve: Relationship Advice from Steve Lewis & a Girl

By Steve Lewis & Eiseley Tauginas , January 20, 2010

Dear Uncle Steve: I don't want to control my boyfriend, but whenever he hangs out with his friends he drinks a lot. Even though I know he doesn't have a problem, he gets really lazy with remembering to call, and shows up drunk for dinner or other things we've planned after "guy time" on weekends. How do I tell him to knock it off without sounding like a control freak?
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Dear Uncle Steve: Relationship Advice from Steve Lewis & a Girl

By Steve Lewis & Eiseley Tauginas , January 13, 2010

Dear Uncle Steve: My current boyfriend and I are great together. He's got a crazy fun sense of humor and he’s very passionate in bed. But there’s one problem. My family and friends who have met him swear up and down that he he's gay. He’s a very pretty man and usually befriends gay men before straight ones at the bar. How can I tell if my man is really gay?
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Dear Uncle Steve: Relationship Advice from Steve Lewis & a Girl

By Steve Lewis & Eiseley Tauginas , January 6, 2010

Dear Uncle Steve: I'm unsure where to draw boundaries with my newest fling. I’m too un-trusting with guys and I have a tendency to look through their phones, hack into Facebook accounts and check their email. I just like to ensure that nothing is going on behind my back and I feel like a little spying can’t hurt anyone as long as I don’t find anything incriminating. But, the guy I’m seeing now is a very private person and I’ve tried getting into his accounts to no avail. I fear that he embodies the reason I'm so paranoid. If he's not doing anything wrong, shouldn't he be open and honest?
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Dear Uncle Steve: Relationship Advice from Steve Lewis & a Girl

By Eiseley Tauginas , December 30, 2009

Dear Uncle Steve: My girlfriend and I recently decided to move in together. It was an economic decision, as she basically lives with me already. I thought we were on the same page, until I was eavesdropping on a conversation between her and her sister at a party and her sister was screaming in delight, telling her that I would propose any day now. She didn’t refute the assumption. I’m not planning on marrying her anytime soon. How do I make that clear to my new ‘roommate’?
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