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M. Night Shyamalan, famed director and punching bag, has joined Twitter. Celebrity Twitter accounts have been standard fare for years now, but for whatever reason, M. Night just brings a certain something out of people. That “certain something” being jokes about twist endings.

Last night, following the firing of much-loved Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, Penn State students took to the streets of State College, Pennsylvania, to declare their unhappiness with the Board of Directors' decision. "They turned their ire on a news van," reports the New York Times, "a symbolic gesture that expressed a view held by many that the news media exaggerated Mr. Paterno’s role in the scandal surrounding accusations that a former assistant coach, Jerry Sandusky, sexually assaulted young boys." While the students rioted outside their dorm rooms, plenty of people went on Twitter to declare their satisfaction with Paterno's firing. One dissenter? Prolific Twitter user and Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher.

Yesterday, Drake's sophomore effort Take Care leaked online just one week before the album's release. It seems like the perfect time for some anti-social media soundbites from the young rapper! 

We all know what happens when you allow Harry Potter superfans unbridled access to the Internet: they make it awful! Today we saw all of those muggles try to take over Twitter by making "RIP Lily and James Potter” a trending topic.

We reported a couple of weeks ago that Julia Stiles had joined--and what terrible at using--Twitter. We felt a little bad the next day when the twitter username had been deleted. We didn't mean to hurt her feelings! But apparently it was a @FakeJuliaStiles; the real Stiles took to her blog to claim that she didn't really join Twitter at all.

As she promised to her Little Monsters earlier this evening, Lady Gaga has released the cover for her next single.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas, who is most famous for playing the middle-son Randy on Home Improvement (and is also THIRTY YEARS OLD), joined Twitter today. What was one of the first orders of business? Checking in with fellow former Teen Beat heartthrob Devon Sawa!

According to her Twitter bio, Courney Stodden is a "Model, Recording Artist, Actress, Dancer, T.V Show Hostess, & ... Doug's Girl." What it doesn't mention: that Stodden is 17 years old and "Doug" is her husband, actor Doug Hutchison, who is 35 years her senior.

Twitter is a pretty tough thing to grasp for Your Mom and celebrities. Seriously: we have a theory in which Twitter is ultimate litmus test for intelligence. If you can't manage to write a single sentence coherently, you're really in trouble. So why are so many famous people, including Columbia University graduate Julia Stiles, so incapable of understanding how Twitter works?