● Judge Stephanie Sautner suggested during their penultimate probation meeting that Lindsay Lohan is getting her life "back on track." She must not read the tabloids much. [Us]

● Adele took home more awards yet from yesterday's Brit Awards. And then she pulled an M.I.A. and flipped everyone the bird. [ArtsBeat]

● Zac Efron and Taylor Swift are probably not an item but their "Pumped Up Kicks" cover on Ellen today was so charming that we wish they were. [Vulture]

● Let's ease into this, shall we? Here are pictures of Chris Brown being attacked by seagulls on Miami Beach. [ONTD]

● Adele has vowed to sue the French rag Public, who claim to have images from the singer's sex tape. "These claims and images are entirely false," Adele's spokesperson says. [HuffPost]

● The 95-year-young night life doyenne Zelda Kaplan died yesterday in the front row at Joanna Mastroiann's New York Fashion Week show. [NYDN]

● This coming April, MoMA will host eight evenings of Kraftwerk that will "not only feature tracks from one of Kraftwerk’s albums, but also other original compositions intended to showcase the group’s influence on contemporary culture." [ArtsBeat]

● Did Lil Wayne and Dhea get engaged on Valentine's day? Wayne tweeted late last night that, "She said yes!," and we suspect he's not referring to Christina Milian's YMCMB signing. [MTO]

● Beyoncé is already prepping her next two albums, according to Grammy nominated producer and OneRepublic frontman Ryan Tedder. "The conversations about her next album literally just started and there [are] two projects happening,"  he told TheBoomBox, adding that "steers the ship." [RapFix]