Would you be excited to see Mario Lopez running around in his underwear? Are you a high school freshman in 1996 who is discovering his or her own budding sexuality and think, thanks to TBS reruns of Saved by the Bell, that Mario Lopez is the ultimate example of physical perfection? If the second question is true, I imagine the first one is also true. Here's another fact: the people on Extra assume that "streaking" involves running around in underwear in public. Streaking, as the rest of us know, involves nudity. So when Extra promises me that Mario Lopez was streaking through The Grove in Los Angeles, you can imagine my disappointment that he was wearing tiny purple underwear. And then imagine my disappointment in myself for being disappointed at all.
Anyway, here's video of Mario Lopez in his underwear:
Follow Tyler Coates on Twitter.