Please, please, please let me get what I want this time, said Morrissey to the Staples Center in Los Angles as he implored they go completely vegetarian for his upcoming March 1st concert. And the Staples Center reps were all like, "Moz, what difference does it make?" Feeling brutally rebuffed and known for holding more grudges than lonely high court judges, Morrisey took to True to You (A Morrissey Zine) to let them know, the more you ignore him, the closer he will get. Yes, the singer released a statement yesterday proclaiming:

Reports that the Staples Center will not be 100% vegetarian on March 1st are playfully untrue. Contractually, all McDonalds vendors shall be closed down, and the only thing burning shall be my heart.

Morrissey
20 February 2013
Los Angeles

Take that Staples Center, whose prejudges won't keep you warm tonight.

Okay, now can we all agree this is ridiculous?