Hey, did you know that you can legally buy cigarettes in this country if you were born before this date in 1995? And yet there are even younger people out there, angsty, angry teenagers who normally can never get into concerts. Here is a handy list of where those belligerent teenagers will be, and when.
The Mountain Goats will be touring as a duo—John Darnielle and Peter Hughes. It’s the first time they’ve done so since 2007. No age restrictions on any performance, because only someone suicidal and in high school can really understand Darnielle’s pain, you dig? I kid, but seriously—it’s important that the next generation be exposed to the bleakest possible pop songs.
To get you excited about being the oldest person by a decade at one of these shows, here’s the video for “Cry for Judas.” It’s about Satanism. Also: fucked-up kids.