A few weeks ago, this poster inspired me to write a post entitled "Whatever Happened to Brittany Murphy's Career?" This inspiration was fleeting since I soon realized I was writing about Brittany Murphy's career. Today, I'm forced to revisit this increasingly irrelevant actress because the trailer for a ghastly looking movie starring Murphy called The Ramen Girl has popped up online.

In it, she plays a nuisance in Tokyo who can only find redemption and love through the power of ramen. Two of the best meals I've had in New York were bowls of ramen at Momofuku and Ippudo. From now on, I won't be able to even walk by these establishments without thinking about this grotesque trailer. Care to join me?