It’s a Wonderful Life has some competition: the TV Guide channel announced that it will be broadcasting Dirty Dancing from noon to midnight on Christmas Day, so that after the stockings and presents (or Chinese and a movie, depending on your denomination), you can emotionally teleport yourselves to the Catskills and Patrick Swayze’s strong, strong arms. And should you doubt for a second just how strong those arms are, let me show you to the freakiest, dirtiest, cheesiest deleted scene from Dirty Dancing, and just about any other film beloved by girls ages 8 to infinity, that you've ever seen. Not exactly Christmas material.

That makes you feel a little weird, huh? But also, those people are in really good shape.