• While you were shoving brussels sprouts and glasses of mulled wine down your maw in between slabs of turkey over in Harlem, Orlando Bloom, Salma Hayek, and Gwyneth Paltrow jetted over to Marrakesh for a very special Morrocan Thanksgiving. [People] • Despite epic critical failure, Lindsay Lohan's line for Ungaro has apparently been flying off store shelves. [Contactmusic] • A remake of the already-remade-in-2005 Amityville Horror is being sloppily slapped together somewhere in The Hills. [DigitalSpy]

• Horror! Beyoncé's Dangerously In Love was dangerously thisclose to never seeing the light of day. Says Ms. B, "When I played it through for my record label, they told me I didn't have one hit on my album. They told me I didn't have one hit. I guess they were kinda right, I had five." Snap. Naturally she means this, this, this, this, and the album itself. [Contactmusic] • Lesser of two Good Morning America evils: Chris Brown or Adam Lambert? [Detroit Free Press] • Did Kristen Stewart's turkey-chewing dexterity turn on Gerard Butler? [D-Listed]