Okay, major nerd timeout here, but bear with me. During my daily Perez Hilton check (I'm writing a critical essay, I swear), I came across what Mr. Hilton says is the first official fan-shot footage from the set of The Dark Knight Rises! If this sort of thing gets you off, then this is a really big deal. If it doesn't, then erase my number from your phone. What we appear to be seeing -- the footage is fairly grainy, as these things tend to be -- is a stormy scene between Christian Bale's Bruce Wayne, and Anne Hathaway's Selina Kyle in their regular-person disguises. (Everyone knows that Batman and Catwoman are their true identities.)

TDKR has been shooting for about a month now, so expect a teaser soon. Until then, feast on this, hordes.