Today, we crack open the skull of contemporary culture and pick through its mushy innards for a twinky jewel that got lost in the shuffle over the past couple months. What with a rush of Robsessed Twihards taking the world hostage. Naturally, I refer to Zac Efron. He was that guy who was in that film long ago about some kids who went to some kind of facility to learn things, but ended up communicating in songs whenever any of them would open their eat-holes to have a chat. So now that we've been able to track down the elusive pikmin, we can narrow in on what he's been up to. Basically: Not much! Apart from beefing up his resumé, he's worked in a quick sashay-chantay with Gabourey Sidibe and now he's taking time out to encourage people to take care and look nice when they leave the house.

In what surely smacks of Tim Gunnsian wisdom, Efron effects by way of a nameless tabloid, "I notice people that look good. I notice fashion on other people. I always enjoy it when people try and look their best." And while one of those horrible demon pig monster things sculpted in the image of Ganondorf could use this to further creepy agenda, there's a little virtue in a star admitting that he owes it to his fans to be dapper.

Efron also tells IFC.com, "I've always been taught to try and look my best and that's probably my main influence. I'm not looking to influence fashion any more than the next guy, but I do try and look my best when I'm out and representing my movies." Meaning we can rule out a red carpet walk in this sort of get-up for him.