Despite being one of the more riveting competitors to graduate from American Idol, Adam Lambert's first proper single, "For Your Entertainment," remains stalled on the iTunes chart at #76, a week after its release. Which wouldn't be much news had it not been for the heaps of coverage unloaded upon the fey songster. That includes the wide range of talent eager to work with him, and the possibly premature Rolling Stone and Details covers. What this doesn't mean: that the song is unlistenable. What it does mean: Lambert was being far too generous with the mainstream's ability to grasp "camp."

Then again, with his Lady Gaga-assisted track still tightly under wraps -- at least until November 23, when the album is out -- he could spin "Entertainment's" slow start as a soft launch. But with bad news comes good news. Although curiously, the good news is contingent upon further bad news: that his single "Time for Miracles" has sunk like a stone and now sits at #160, just narrowly outperforming Leighton Meester's new single. This is good news because for the sharp electronic sound he was aiming for with his debut, the sudsy 2012 ballad is something he'd probably want set as far away as possible from the rest of his music.