By now, you've probably seen or heard about Kanye West's incredible rant at the Bowery Ballroom last night. Well, we want to show it to you again, from our perspective, since, you know, we were there, albeit barely. At this point, verbal diarrhea is a welcomed staple at Kanye shows, but last night was extra special. Probably because he hasn't tweeted in almost two weeks, West was feeling extra generous with headline-grabbing statements like "Taylor never came to my defense in any interview." At one point, it felt like the almost ten-minute rant wouldn't end, and we certainly didn't want it to. But perhaps West's most shocking statement came when he announced the projected first-week album sales of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. His magic number? 600,000. Really? That's it?

Here's the video. Scroll to the 2-minute mark to hear the man speak.