Lady Gaga's video for 'Alejandro' is here. Look, there are lots of things one could think or say about this music video. For example, you could like it. You could also dislike it, as I do. Either way, it's fodder for stimulating conversations about Night Porter and Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation video. But you're probably wondering so hard why I fall into the latter camp. Experience the video, and my expert opinion, after the jump.

Sort of too Madonna-ish, right? I mean, pop culture recycles and all, but I'm officially bored of Lady Gaga. In literally tens of years, when pop music historians dissect the distant past, they will analyze Lady Gaga's 'Alejandro' video and determine, "Yes, this is where she ceased to become a supernova and became, rather, simply a multi-millionaire artist who makes descent music videos." Witness the beginning of the end. (OK, it's still pretty good.)