Of course Lady Gaga talking to Jay Leno -- even if Jay Leno's show is a sad shadow of what it used to be -- was going to be epic. Just how epic was it? Our Lady of the Immaculate Penis (Rumor) talked about the worst rumor about her and may (or may not!) have had a classic pop-star wardrobe malfunction.

This is, as far as Lady Gaga lines go, one of my favorite quotes of hers ever. Observe, via Mediaite's Rachel Sklar: "Gaga was fantastic in her follow-up interview, frequently addressing the audience directly (which Leno didn’t seem to encourage), and deadpanning to Leno’s fish about 'what’s the worst rumor about you?' Gaga: 'That I’m from Yonkers.'” As for that other worst rumor: So you're saying there's a chance? Yes, Gaga. Yes you are.

Furthermore, Gaga may have had a little nipslip during/after the performance. Sklar's trying to make a pretty hard case for it, I'm not necessarily buying. You be the judge:

Meh? Exactly. But you can't call this not-fruitful. You really can't. We now know, for a fact: she's not from Yonkers, people. She just isn't.