Casual one-woman Snow Patrol coverband Leona Lewis has reportedly turned down an offer to disrobe for Playboy to the tune of over $1.5 million. She was said to be flattered by the offer though, which is a gracious way of saying, "Seriously, creative directors of failing girlie mag? You're going to try to follow up Heidi effing Montag and an illustration with me, the one and only Leona Lewis? Excuse me while I bleed love all over you." Still, Lewis is committed to serving her manbase. So she's agreed to warble the theme to Final Fantasy XIII.

Well, technically, she already warbled said theme and stuck it on her sophomore album Echo in the form of the faux epic "My Hands". Sure, despite it's fepic nature, "My Hands" may never become memorable as far as video game music goes. But the last time a pop act extend a franchise into the gaming world, it was a marker of how iconic they had become. And the time before that, too. With Lewis rapidly approaching alleged "iconic" status then, Simon Cowell must be simply giddy.

Here's a fan-engineered take on what a final product could look like. The clip lends a little credence to the usual bit of flackery being disseminated with statements like "Leona is a natural fit for the game's powerful themes and strong female protagonist." Although, case in point.