• Should Brad Pitt go all Tiger Woods on Angelina Jolie and a split becomes imminent, Jolie gets full custody of the kids. Their joint $330 million fortune will be split 50/50. [DListed] • Kristen Stewart on her new stripper movie: "It's about understanding who you're playing and you have a responsibility because you feel like you can't let them down." [MTV] • All because of Susan Boyle: The Scottish delicacy haggis could make a poignant comeback in the U.S. for the first time in 20 years. [The Press Association]

('’)• Meryl Streep looks positively glowing at last night's Screen Actor Guild awards. [Jezebel] • Very useful: A slideshow of Lady Gaga's fans donning some of the wackiest apparel at her New York dates. [WWD] • 5 of Eddie Izzard's strangest stand-up tangents. [EW] • Is anyone else slightly bummed that Veronica Mars has been reduced to playing a quirky love interest for Fergie's husband? [E!] • Stop the presses. Passion Pit has remixed that incredible Lady Gaga song featuring Beyoncé about men who won't stop calling you including B's most poetic moment: "Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station." [YouTube]