● Something happened last night on Kanye West's twitter: over three hours and in 70 or so tweets, he unveiled plans for a magical and mysterious enterprise he calls DONDA, after his late mother. “We need to pick up where steve jobs left off,” he said, and so he is looking to bring in all sorts of people to do all sorts of things like, uh, teach math, design a new MTV awards, and help him with his new seven-screen experience. Or something. It's contactDONDA@gmail.com, if you think you can help! [HuffPost/KanyeWest Twitter]

● Two months after announcing their separation, Ben Gibbard and Zoey Deschanel have finally and officially filed for divorce. "We're friendly," Deschanel says. "It's all fine." [Spinner]

● Paris Hilton says that her products -- "I have 35 stores and 17 product lines. And then there’s my racing team, my 14 fragrances and my new project, the Paris Hilton Beach Club chain” -- have made her a cool $1.3 billion. [Gossip Cop]

● Jonathan Safran Foer says that once-vegan Natalie Portman "is going to make a movie" of his go veg book, Eating Animals. [Just Jared]

● Lana Del Rey has signed on to Next Model Management, where she'll look pretty with other It Girls like Jessie J and Alexa Chung. Now about that album... [NME]

● An Ohio man stabbed his friend who didn't even know that Beyoncé and Jay-Z were married. And while we were all on Babyoncé watch? The audacity... [Fox8]

● Do you play the guitar or the bass, and do you look cool doing it? Abel Tesfaye of The Weeknd is apparently going on tour, and he wants you to be a part of his backing band. [The Fader]